As far as Japanese game shows go, this one is pretty tame – I mean, there’s nothing even remotely pedophiliac about it. But that doesn’t make it any less crazy. This modern day samurai has a baseball fired at him from a pitching machine. He misses the first, but the second is a clean cut in half. Which reminds us, never f**k with a guy with a samurai sword.

You know, the Japanese have done a lot of crazy sh!t in their time. So I don’t know how any video on the Internet that involves Japanese people could catch me off-guard. But then I click another link and am again amazed at how amazingly random and vulgar they can be. It’s amazing…

Maybe it’s just because I’m an American, with American values and ideals, but every time I come across something new from Japan, it makes me wonder if the entire country hasn’t just lost its damn mind. This quick clip is, I presume, from a show called Inochi, which seems to be about a severely deformed creature with a hankering for underage girls. You know, normal Japanese kind of stuff…

Kids, this is what happens when you do too many drugs. You end up in the street, spastically dancing like a maniac for strangers who throw coins at you and put your dumbass up on YouTube. Either that, or Japanese people are just more strange than I already thought.

OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… (more…)

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Unlike other country’s versions of the 3G iPhone, the Japanese version will make a shutter sound wherever a picture is taken, even in silent mode. However, this is nothing new to the island nation, with up-skirt picture-taking so prevalent, most cell phones come with this feature, reports Gizmodo.

While this might not seem like a big deal, you have to understand how seriously the Japanese take their perversions. From 1000-people orgies to panty vending machines, these horn-dogs need scandalous photos of strangers’ panties like the Irish need booze.

That said, something as insignificant as a little “click-click” noise isn’t going to stop anyone from anything. Oh yeah, and you can also just turn it off by downloading Pwnage 2.0, here. So, uh, nevermind…