You know, the Japanese have done a lot of crazy sh!t in their time. So I don’t know how any video on the Internet that involves Japanese people could catch me off-guard. But then I click another link and am again amazed at how amazingly random and vulgar they can be. It’s amazing…

Maybe it’s just because I’m an American, with American values and ideals, but every time I come across something new from Japan, it makes me wonder if the entire country hasn’t just lost its damn mind. This quick clip is, I presume, from a show called Inochi, which seems to be about a severely deformed creature with a hankering for underage girls. You know, normal Japanese kind of stuff…

When it comes to gross food-stuffs, I have the weakest stomach of any person I’ve ever met. Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you’re about to hurl.

Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com’s latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World. Needless to say, most of them are from Japan. (Seriously, WTF is up with that place?) But don’t worry, America’s got a few good (bad) ones in there, too.

Check out Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks around the World, here!

OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… (more…)

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Unlike other country’s versions of the 3G iPhone, the Japanese version will make a shutter sound wherever a picture is taken, even in silent mode. However, this is nothing new to the island nation, with up-skirt picture-taking so prevalent, most cell phones come with this feature, reports Gizmodo.

While this might not seem like a big deal, you have to understand how seriously the Japanese take their perversions. From 1000-people orgies to panty vending machines, these horn-dogs need scandalous photos of strangers’ panties like the Irish need booze.

That said, something as insignificant as a little “click-click” noise isn’t going to stop anyone from anything. Oh yeah, and you can also just turn it off by downloading Pwnage 2.0, here. So, uh, nevermind…

 Miwa Oshiro is a 25-year-old model and actress from Japan. You may not be able to understand a word she says, but her smile tells you all you need to know.

Click on the photo to see Miwa Oshiro’s full gallery!

As always, Japanese girls are a decade ahead in trends – and a century ahead in attitude.

Gyaru Girls, an umbrella term used to describe girls who wear exaggerated versions of today’s trends, are hot – not because of their wild fashion sense (which is equal parts pretty and polarizing), but for not taking the fickle world of fashion too seriously.

Some Gyaru girls emulate the trashiest side of Paris Hilton while wearing tribal makeup similar to blackface (but without the racist overtone, mind you); others sport a look like Jem attending a Halloween party under the influence of PCP. They are far more dolled-up than most high-fashion mavens, yet seem to be more of a parody on the latest trends (and themselves), which is rad.

By the time young socialites don anything resembling these looks Gyaru girls will have moved on to a new stylistic approach. And isn’t that the point of fashion, to create new looks and think forward instead of backwards? Tell that to the 70s/80s/90s revivalists who consider rehashing fashion.

Gyaru Girl gallery after the jump. (more…)

Vagina in a Cup is not like D*** in a Box. It’s not a parody. In fact, it’s quite serious – if you consider sticking your dong in a cup a serious matter.

Produced by Tenga, a Japanese company (obviously), Vagina in a Cup is, well…I better let the fine folks at Tenga explain what it does:

“A deep ’sucking’ sensation made possible by a special structure. Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. And, the unique pinched-in shape helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing ’slurping’ sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.”

These sex products get me so angry sometimes – not because of what they promise, but for my pride being too high to take the plunge and try them out. (more…)