It’s no secret that the Japanese like to do the craziest sh*t imaginable on television. The derive some sick pleasure from making people endure horrific event. Take this prank show, for instance. Do they just pretend to mess up a guys car, or pour paint on someone’s shoes? No. They make them watch the people around them get murdered by a sniper. Fun, right?!

The iPod is losing its grip in Japan. Last week, for the first time in four years, the iPod was not the #1 selling music player in Japan. Instead it was Sony’s Walkman digital player. Sony’s music players increased to a 43 percent share, while Apple was at 42.1 percent share. Apple held its lead in Japan since January of 2005. Read more…

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You know, the Japanese have done a lot of crazy sh!t in their time. So I don’t know how any video on the Internet that involves Japanese people could catch me off-guard. But then I click another link and am again amazed at how amazingly random and vulgar they can be. It’s amazing…

Maybe it’s just because I’m an American, with American values and ideals, but every time I come across something new from Japan, it makes me wonder if the entire country hasn’t just lost its damn mind. This quick clip is, I presume, from a show called Inochi, which seems to be about a severely deformed creature with a hankering for underage girls. You know, normal Japanese kind of stuff…

When it comes to gross food-stuffs, I have the weakest stomach of any person I’ve ever met. Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you’re about to hurl.

Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com’s latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World. Needless to say, most of them are from Japan. (Seriously, WTF is up with that place?) But don’t worry, America’s got a few good (bad) ones in there, too.

Check out Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks around the World, here!

OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… (more…)

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Unlike other country’s versions of the 3G iPhone, the Japanese version will make a shutter sound wherever a picture is taken, even in silent mode. However, this is nothing new to the island nation, with up-skirt picture-taking so prevalent, most cell phones come with this feature, reports Gizmodo.

While this might not seem like a big deal, you have to understand how seriously the Japanese take their perversions. From 1000-people orgies to panty vending machines, these horn-dogs need scandalous photos of strangers’ panties like the Irish need booze.

That said, something as insignificant as a little “click-click” noise isn’t going to stop anyone from anything. Oh yeah, and you can also just turn it off by downloading Pwnage 2.0, here. So, uh, nevermind…

 Miwa Oshiro is a 25-year-old model and actress from Japan. You may not be able to understand a word she says, but her smile tells you all you need to know.

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