No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf p… Click to read more

Am I a hater for saying that I don’t think I’d like to have had James Bond as a friend? Granted, the overflow of ladies he encounters would surely fall into my gutter-game but that doesn’t make up for the fact that he starts fights everywhere he goes. Plus, it doesn’t look like he drinks shots and I wouldn’t be caught dead drinkin… Click to read more

We had a chance to preview Activision’s Goldeneye 007: Reloaded and loved it. Now you can get your own slappers on the game because we’re giving away 7 copies of the Goldeneye 007: Reloaded for the Xbox 360 for free. All you need to win is a Twitter account. If you’re one of the lucky winners, you’ll have an early Christmas gift shipped to your house. Details for the giveaway inside.

The other day COED received an invite from Activision to preview its upcoming release, GoldenEye 007: Reloaded. Hearing the name GoldenEye should send shivers up any true video gamer’s spine because it brings us back to a better time… a time when the hardest decisions to make were whether to play Pistols, License to Kill, Stacks or Grenade Launchers, Normal, Temple. Join us as we give the new Goldeneye a shot after the jump.

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Ever buy a bootleg DVD? There’s weird cover art, typos, and unusual packaging. Was the guy lazy? No, he’s just not from around here. As the “City of Sushi” episode of South Park pointed out, cultural differences can be hilarious, especially when international destinations try to market and sell tickets for American made films. Case in point? These movie posters we found that were created to promote traveling movie shows and bootleg screenings in foreign countries. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

Not sure if that’s true, but holy crap, has there ever been a more random assembly of celebrities from A-list right on down guest stars on 70s sitcoms? Friend of mine sent this video to me on Facebook. Apparently, it’s a music video that promotes the Norwegian TV show “Golden Times”.

Designed exclusively for Nintendo Wii, GoldenEye 007 has a lot to live up to! The original on N64 sold over 8 million freakin’ copies back in 1997 and is widely considered the most influential first person shooting (FPS) game of all time. That being said, we are happy to report that this fast paced FPS did not let us down!

Bond is back! This time with a brand new original story written by Bruce Feurstein, the same guy who brought you such master pieces as GoldenEye and Tomorrow Never Dies. Add voice acting from true 007 stars Daniel Craig and Judy Dench, and Blood Stone feel more like a movie than a video game.

Keep you girlfriends close and your gun closer. James Bond is heading to town and he’s bringing a world of hurt and heartbreak with him. Bond’s new adventure, 007 Blood Stone hits shelves November 2 for Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Nintendo DS, and PC and from what I’m seeing being Bond in a video game has never been closer to the real thing.

For some guys, an offshore bank account may sound like something out of a James Bond film or maybe a clever way for an arms dealer to conduct business. But the truth is that lots of guys use offshore accounts for a variety of reasons…

Seeing Perfect Dark, a remake of the classic first-person shooter Perfect Dark for the Nintendo 64, on Xbox Live Arcade (“XBLA”) brought back memories. The original Perfect Dark 64 came out in 2000 and I remember it like was yesterday: I was a freshman in high school, Diddy was still called Puff Daddy, and my friends and I spent our entire spring break playing Perfect Dark split-screen multi-player.

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

Here are the movie catchphrases of Hollywood lore that will be around until the end of time.