Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.
In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving th… Click to read more

Good thing the writer’s strike brought this season of 24 to a halt, because the real-life Jack Bauer starts his 48-day jail sentence for DUI today.
Seven-year-old girl shot six times while saving mother from raging gunman – and lives!
The Sirius Stiletto 2, a portable player that offers satellite radio on-the-go, is getting rave reviews.
Ham S… Click to read more

When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not the case this weekend!
Puff Daddy had a good old Rocky vs Tommy Gunn style street brawl this Saturday night at Kiosk in SoHo. What started as a verbal argument with his acquaintance Steven Acevedo escalated quickly and ended when Diddy gave Ace… Click to read more

Canine-connoisseur Michael Vick felt really, really sorry about kicking the s*** out of small puppies…so he wrote down all of his feelings on a piece of paper.
Vick used a cue-card of sorts when he held a press conference last month condemning his own actions, using key words like “apologize” and “forgive” numerous times.… Click to read more

One in Four Women Have Lesbian Tendencies aka “25% of Women are AWESOMEâ€? (PinkNews)
Portrait of Bush Bashed for Using Porno Clippings aka “Bush Trimmed with Porno Picsâ€?
(The Register)
El Debarge in Jail for Domestic Violence aka “El Debarge’s Latest Hit” (Media TakeOut)
Karl Rove’s Car Covered in Plastic Wrap, Eagles and an… Click to read more

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?
LiLo has been charged with seven misdemeanors (and zero felonies – more on that in a bit) fro… Click to read more

After violating her probation rapper Foxy Brown, three-months pregnant, will be serving time in the pen until her next court date, scheduled for September 7. Following the footsteps of recent preggo-prisoners, Brown is set to stay in a cell by herself, akin to having a dorm-room to herself.
Terrible, simply terrible.
The BlackBerry bludgeoner will not on… Click to read more

Yeah, yeah, yeah – dogs are cute and precious, blah, blah, blah. PETA, PETA, PETA – puppy dogs, rainbows and unicorns…
Michael Vick didn’t kill a human; they were f@cking dogs – case closed. There have been countless examples of athletes responsible for deaths – Ray Lewis barely avoided murder charges – let al… Click to read more

The latest case of a talentless musician getting arrested involves the redneck-rocker known as Uncle Kracker, forcible sexual offense, half-baked exit strategies and $5 million dollars. Whoo!
Unfortunately, it’s not as tasty as it sounds.
This whole story reeks of that celebrity standard, where an egocentric “artistâ€? sells himself as a “big d… Click to read more