Today’s WTF news items of the day feature Pepe Le Pew’s cousin causing a real stink, a horny nurse in Oklahoma who gets turned on by death, and a corrections officer in Florida who might’ve just discovered Subway’s next big sandwich. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

If there were anyone with a more tense relationship with his coach and the fan base as Vince Young I would be surprised. Sure, Donovan McNabb’s tumultuous tenure in Philly was bad, but he and Andy Reid were close. Vince, on the other hand, just can’t seem to handle the pressures involved with playing at the NFL level. While McNabb’s at least lead a couple teams to championship games and a Super Bowl, Vince only has 1 Pro Bowl year under his belt and has zero playoff experience. See who we think Vince will play for next season after the jump!

This week’s TV schedule brings you comedy, reality, and hard time. So open up your mixed bag of awesome and see what’s in store!

No sport seems to have as many athletes in trouble with the law as the National Football League does, so here is an “All-Star” team of sorts, compiled of 11 former and current NFL players that either have been, or are currently incarcerated.

• School budget cuts means no more toilet paper

• Angelina wows the crowd at Comic-Con

• How to go to jail

• Are you a monster sexual?

• Heatmania officially out of control

• Why it’s a bad idea to have window sex

• 21 amazing office pranks

• Ultimate Yahoo answers fail

• How many girls have you had in your bed

• Bill Murray knows how to beat the heat (video)

• how is she so hot?

• so rap music is kinda cliche

• LiLo not the only Lohan in jail

• SEC football TV schedule released

• 11 things you’ll regret when you’re 40

• The ultimate graduation speech mash-up

• hottest celebrity jailbirds

• how to ace a job interview

• 9 things to always have in your wallet

• Band geek + homemade bong = ?

• Defend yourself like a man

• Is she the next Lindsay Lohan?

• Your guide to a filthy summer fling

• 10 Craziest Athletes

• Undie run never looked so good

• Real life Macgrubers

• 5 Guys that will never get laid

• Lindsay Lohan going to Jail

• Is Stephen Baldwin serious?

• Olivia Munn looking sexy as always

• Best handbra collection ever

• Wear Tiger Woods on your feet

• Guess who is wearing short shorts

• Guy hasn’t eaten in 70 years

It’s a big week, folks. There are premieres, made-for-TV treats, and more. So turn on your TV and get watching!

You’re out at a bar or a club with your boys, everybody’s three sheets to the wind, you do something stupid and get arrested. Take it like a man. You’ll be out by the morning and you probably won’t get raped. While you’re there, here’s a couple of characters to look out for and avoid.

In today’s “this is some serious bullsh*t” category, seven audience members were arrested this week, at two separate high school graduations in South Carolina, for cheering. No, they weren’t drunk or crazy, and calling out expletives during the valedictorian speech–one dude was just calling out his cousin’s na… Click to read more

Weed has a really schizophrenic status in American culture. Pretty much everyone’s tried it, but getting busted with even a small amount of it can land you some serious jail time.
Meanwhile, magazines like High Times boast super-ridiculous, high-definition marijuana centerfolds and smoking tips, and you can buy amazingly ornate smoking paraphe… Click to read more

As if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we arrive at the next stage in celebrity gossip evolution (or Creative Design if you are from Kansas)…the legal battle.
So here it is: Casey Aldridge, a.k.a. Little Spears’ Babby-daddy, is either 17, 18 or 19. Unfortunately, wh… Click to read more