The Lonely Island’s releasing their second album Turtleneck and Chain and who knows music better than Michael Bolton? Well, actually now that we think about it, there’s a lot of people. While the boys are rapping about slaying b*tches and killing it in the club, Michael’s just learned about Pirates of the Carribean and feels the need to tell the world about it. Let’s just say that Jack Sparrow won’t be left on the Lonely Island any time soon after this. Check the hilarious video after the jump!

Just when we thought we could go back to thinking of pirates as sexy girls walking around on Halloween wearing nothing but an eyepatch, the Somali Pirates hijack a Russian Oil Tanker. But this time the pirates messed with the wrong people. This morning the Russians fought back and recaptured their 50 million dollar oil cargo. Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates..who ya got? Check out the pictures and vote below…

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species on this most unpredictable of holidays.
Click on an outfit to see what each Halloween costume reveals about your inner self.


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Johnny Depp’s influence on the collegiate culture stems farther than just posters of Captain Jack Sparrow or the one where he’s smoking a cigarette on a piano.
He’s even infiltrated binge drinking.
It’s called Edward Fortyhands, and if you’re at all familiar with Depp’s work in Edward Scissorhands well then IR… Click to read more