In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the lead singer of Warrant passed away, Brooke Hogan posed nude for a PETA ad, Affion Crockett is really good at impersonating rappers, Lindsay Lohan did a bloody photo shoot (that’s not British profanity), Rosie Jones did a Pepsi Max commercial, Teen Mom “star” Gary Shirley went on an 11-hour stripper bender, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

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Fans of the smash-hit series 24 rejoice, the release date of the show’s film adaptation is sooner than you might think; well, according to Kiefer Sutrherland at least. Sutherland dropped the bomb during a taping of The View – of all places – yesterday morning when he appeared to talk about his role in the Broadway play That Championship Season. Find out when the movie is set to release after the jump!

The good folks at Rebel Virals have put together this awesome mash-up just in time for Christmas and the upcoming season of 24. If there is one thing to take away from this video it’s you don’t f**k with Santa.

Props to The Daily What for uncovering this gem.

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Season 7 of 24 was scrapped this year due to the Hollywood writers strike, but according to the Hollywood Reporter it now looks like there will be 24 in 2008.
The producers of the Emmy-winning series are developing a two-hour “prequel” to the upcoming seventh season.
The movie, designed to bridge the two-year gap between Seasons 6 and 7, is targe… Click to read more

Good thing the writer’s strike brought this season of 24 to a halt, because the real-life Jack Bauer starts his 48-day jail sentence for DUI today.
Seven-year-old girl shot six times while saving mother from raging gunman – and lives!
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Ham S… Click to read more

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Jack is back, and season seven of 24 has the same plot as Live Free or Die Hard!
The writers say, “There will not be a ticking clock on a nuclear device [and] the villain is not a terrorist [but] someone with a supremely dark past who’s done something horrific and whose ambition is to regain his stature in the world.”
Although this plot sounds s… Click to read more

FOX’s 24, one of the best shows on television is undergoing a revamp. The show is an action/drama set in real-time, about government agent Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland, and his trials to avert disaster in twenty-four hours. The series is critically acclaimed and extremely popular for pacing, ability to weave together subplots and its … Click to read more