Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.














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Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one






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Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.
After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.… Click to read more

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Arizona State University Hot Chick Compares Obama To Hi… Click to read more

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!
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HOW TO GET A SEXY SECRETARY̵… Click to read more

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Could Be The Hot… Click to read more

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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

Hotties of the ’08 College Softball World Series
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Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.
It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celeb… Click to read more

Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe!
I’m a gold digger, don’t get me wrong – but I have standards. I really couldn’t pull myself into marrying a shabby-looking dwarf (they need love too but I’d rather go for an Elite model type with a rich father). That’s why I’ve… Click to read more

Donald Trump is Planet Earth’s most ruthless media mogul (and eternal wing man). We all know the Trump brand name; and what ever my personal opinion of “The Donald” may be it doesn’t change the fact that he has super-sperm.
Ivanka Trump, his 25 year old daughter, is a magna cum laude graduate of the Wharton School of Business at the Un… Click to read more