With the Presidential election just around the corner, we’ve been hearing a lot about America’s undying love of Israel. And while we’re sure nothing’s going to change there, no matter who wins the election, we thought it wise to go back and review the issue in the best way we know how – by checking out all the super sexy girls of the Israel Defense Forces.

The Jewish tradition has produced some of the hottest chicks of Hollywood, and a country with such an amazing array of hotness as this one deserves all the support it can get. Plus, there’s just something about a beautiful girl with a machine gun that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.

Check out the Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews after the jump! (more…)

Moran Atias is a 27-year-old Israeli actress, and is currently the host of Israel’s Deal or No Deal. Sorry Howie, I think you might have to step aside, and let Moran take over.

Click on the image to view Moran Atias’s gallery!

Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.

To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.

Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.

These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.

When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.

Give the SNL actor/drummer some!

When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.

After receiving what he felt to be “unfriendly treatmentâ€? at Columbia University, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmandinejad has decided to return the favor by extending an invitation to President Bush to speak at an Iranian university. Ahmandinejad, who has finished up his visit to New York, offered the invitation to show the world how much more respectful Iranian students are toward visiting dignitaries, as opposed to the United States where he was met with protests. President Bush, most likely and rightfully, declined the invitation. (more…)