Last week, we showed you a snake mobile, a monkey man, the scariest tongue on Earth, Nic Cage as Dexter, gigantic p*ssies, and a chick with a computer bikini. This week’s Freaky Friday features  a perverted deer, a homemade Iron Man costume, a shrink wrapped couple, a wheelchair sex slave, Dr. House getting into the self shot mirror pic game and more. Be… Click to read more

Wrap It Up is COED’s end of the day daily feature in which we show you the day’s top pics, vids, posts, and stories from the internet. Today’s items include a Colorado escort who calls herself “Krispi Kreme, your sweet Denver treat”, Justin Bieber doing David Letterman’s top ten before getting attacked by some old guy, Erin Andrews flipping out on a 12 year old who asked for her autograph, Whitey Bulger getting arrested, the Manning Brothers becoming Football Cops, David Hasselhoff eating David Hasselfhoff, the Charlie Sheen mask, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

What’s wrong with vehicles today: nearly everything! We have to put up with poor gas mileage, traffic, road rage and the lack of lasers and time-traveling technology. It’s days like these we wish we were living in the worlds of geek fantasy, where getting to work on time isn’t a problem and going on a date with Cleopatra in 1920s New York is a reality! There’s plenty of sick rides that our characters use to get from point A to point B, but which ones make us wish science would catch up to the advancements our nerdy realms have made possible? Buckle up and check out COED’s top ten list of fictional vehicles we wish were real!

Everyone wants to be a superhero. The powers, the gadgets, the crazy chicks with White Knight complexes- what’s not to love? As an alternative to your ultra-glamorous retail job or that useless PhD you’re working towards (come on man, a podiatrist isn’t even a real doctor-give it up already), let COED show you how to become a superhero and immediately start living a more awesome, cell-shaded life.

It doesn’t take an overpaid Hollywood executive to figure out how to make a summer blockbuster. In fact, we’re pretty confident that any guy with a camera and YouTube account can whip up his own pretty quickly using our formula. Oh and you’ll probably also need access to a few major Hollywood stars…but they shouldn’t be too hard to find.

Daydream on Palm Street starring Rorschach took the top spot at last weekend’s frame while Brendan Fraser’s Hairy Revenge saw a stampede of other releases crush his CGI famcom. This weekend’s new entries include the year’s top-grossing film (called it!), and a whole mess of babies and straight cash, homey. Here’s the rundown unfortunately not starring The Rock…

• Iron Man 2 Preview

• Justin Bieber has the dumbest Twitter followers?!

• How to flirt like a pro

• Didn’t see this coming

• Sexiest girl of the week

• Can she stop talking?

• FAIL (video)

Click here to see the answers (You lazy porker! . . .sheesh, aren’t you even going to try!?!?!?)

Bonus question!  Email us the answer and get some prize somewhere down the line (Probably like an App or some other virtual or real tchochke that these manic press people send us unsolicted.  I’m buried in crapware!)
In the original Fantastic Four com… Click to read more

• Dirty Domino’s Workers Charged For Prank

• Creepy Octo-Mom Art

• How To Scam Free Beer At A Bar

• A Real Iron Man Is Coming Soon!

• Damn Patrick Swayze, I Feel For Ya

• Who The Heck Is This Girl?!

Everyone goes ga-ga when they make the big screen version of such comic books as Iron Man or Watchmen. But it seems that pretty soon they are going to run out of A-list comic book characters to do movie adaptations. In anticipation of that clustersuck, here are my pick of comic books that should never be made into Hollywood movies:

OK, everybody knows that Adam Sandler is hilarious – or at least he’s mostly hilarious.  In You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, he portrays an Israeli counter-terror specialist whose martial arts skills are second only to Chuck Norris.  Sandler winds up in New York City as a hairstylist – and hilarity ensues.  While the flick is pretty… Click to read more

If you’re looking for that perfect stay-at-home date night movie rental then check out Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  From the guys who brought you The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a hilarious film starring Jason Segal, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Jonah Hill.… Click to read more

In April 1996 Robert Downey Jr. was arrested for possession of heroin, cocaine and having an unloaded .357-caliber Magnum, while he was speeding down Sunset Boulevard.
Now, eight years later the 43 year-old Iron Man star has been to hell and back, showing “how he defeated his demons to become Hollywood’s badass superhero in the latest issue of Rollin… Click to read more

Whether you watch the last two minutes of Iron Man after the credits, or you’ve been reading comics for years, you know that Nick Fury has been going through an identity crisis for a while. The now former head of S.H.I.E.L.D. has flipped between races more than Mariah Carey.
Old-school Nick Fury is a white dude with a little bit of grey setting in on the sid… Click to read more

After his acclaimed performance in blockbuster Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr. has been scouted by Hugh Hefner to play the magazine mogul in an upcoming Playboy-creator biopic. According to PerezHilton.com, after seeing Iron Man, Hefner has put Downey to the top of the list of actors to portray him in the film.
From the article:
After Iron Man‘s huge and u… Click to read more