What’s manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world’s thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don’t chug it fast enough, you’ll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey’s cream. The Irish Car Bomb is just one of 11 ultra-manly drinks on the following list.

You wouldn’t be caught dead drinking a cosmo, but all your friends will be drinking these at your funeral.

One drink is even notorious for being the favorite drink of the Italian Mafia, who are notorious for killing people. I’m not saying killing somebody makes you a man, but it’s probably not the best idea to call someone who just threw someone off a bridge a “cherry drinking pansy.”

If you consider yourself a man’s man then check out the following list of manly drinks, bottoms up!

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