Irene hasn’t been much fun, has it? Even if you haven’t had to deal with any of the flooding or rain, transportation has been a real pain in the a**. Even the trains had to shut down, just in case the wind blew trees and debris onto the track. We’ve tried to make the best of an all-around crap situation so we’ve brought you the best part about wind i.e. women having their privates exposed. Check out the gallery after the jump!

Hey looters, if you feel the need to take Fig Newtons, water, and clean linen I’ve got a hot tip for you. This might be the easiest house to rob in the entire world. Total freaking cake walk.