The problem with adults and new technology is that they actually try to use it. Of all the examples that come to mind, texting is probably the one that’s best left to the youngn’s. Just take these text messages from Mom, for example. She just doesn’t understand that an “alien smile” is, in fact, a penis. Nor does she understand… Click to read more

Damn it Sony BRAVIA LED EX640. Damn it. I like you; I really, really like you. I like you even more than a normal friend should. But there’s one thing holding me back from actually loving you (in that special man-on-Internet TV sort of way). You’re a TV of the future but you have a remote control of the 1990’s. You’re selling yourself short Sony BRAVIA LED EX640. Yo… Click to read more

Riddle me this: What would Apple products be without an awesome place to dock? Answer: They would be dock-less.
Welcome to 2012 – where your smartphone is now your central entertainment device. Let’s talk Apple: Pretty much everything you need –to get the party started (did I really say that!?) – can be found on your iPhone. Everything that is, except f… Click to read more

Would you give your right arm to have a brand-spanking, new iPhone - literally? What about a kidney? Would you give your kidney for the latest Apple telecommunication technology system equipped with Siri? Well in China, 5 people have been arrested in connection to a Chinese teen selling his human organs – you know those things that operate your body &#… Click to read more

Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around. Allow us to make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when surf StumbleUpon to stumble upon random wtf photos. This week we’ve got a great gallery featuring a girl who smokes (with a) c*ck, Easter I… Click to read more

Sometimes when you’re texting a hot chick you’re into (or already hooking up with) there comes that moment when things might be getting a little boring and you want to turn up the heat. If you want to learn how to turn small talk texts into next level sexts – you need to understand what she wants. Not only will it add another fun dimension to your phon… Click to read more

In a galaxy far, far away a powerful new lightsaber simulator app has been developed by Brisk and Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace, which will be re-released in theaters in 3D February 10th. The iPhone/Android app allows you to choose The Light Side or The Dark Side, then use your finger as a fully functioning lightsaber. Click to read more and to see screengrabs.

Run DMC’s Christmas in Hollis is one of the best holiday songs – otherwise it wouldn’t have made it onto our Ultimate Christmas Playlist. So, what could possibly make this legendary track any better? How about listening to it while scoping out the lyrics on your iPhone complete with emoticons. This definitely give the “Notorious Siri” video a run for its gift card. I smell a rap battle, y’all. Watch the vid then vote in our poll after the jump.

We’ve been throwing a ton of gift ideas and tech sh*t your way in the past couple weeks, but it’s for your own good. This is your one chance to score that out of your price range gadget you wanted or to completely blow your friends and family’s gifts away. HighBeam Research has determined which tech gadgets are getting the most media buzz this holiday season. Of course, Apple’s gonna be a hog about it, but what other brands and products are peeps chirping about? Find out in our slideshow below.

I know the concept of the Hitler reaction video series is old, but sometimes they’re just spot on. Take this take on Hitler’s discovery that Apple’s releasing the iPhone 4s after months of buzz suggesting it would be the iPhone 5. It’s all the Fuhrer ever wanted and instead he’s stuck with the iPhone 4S. What is he supposed to do with that? No one cares that there’s a new OS or improved camera or voice activated controls. Go Android, my man. Check out the furious Fuhrer’s flip-out after the jump.

Steve Jobs once asked the President of Pepsico  “Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?” Who would have known in 1983 that it wouldn’t be just once, but many times over, time after time?! Steve Jobs was a true visionary, He thought different. He will be missed.  RIP Steve Job… Click to read more

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we’re traveling and packing light as we give you the most important apps to have on your phone when you can’t stay at home any longer. Check out our list of must-have travel apps after the jump!

Most of those iPod/iPhone speaker docks are carbon copies of each other with some smoke and mirrors to make you think they’re the one to buy. But TimeCommand actually has something going for it that other docks don’t. Check out our review after the jump to get the full details.

When going on a potentially hazardous trip (not your in-laws, real danger), it’s important to have your cell phone with you. The issue that always comes up is that you’re nervous that your phone could accidentally fall in the water or crack open on a rock. That’s why you need the Eco Pod, a case that 100% encloses and protects your phone / mobile device from the elements. Read more after the jump.

I was pretty jazzed when Apple made a word processing program (Pages) available for my iPad; now I can really use this tablet on-the-go and forget about lugging a laptop around. Of course that didn’t take into account the whole onscreen keyboard thing that makes typing more “thumbs” than QWERTY. I needed a change and I found it in Verbatim’s Bluetooth Mobile Keyboard. Check out our review after the jump.