In a galaxy far, far away a powerful new lightsaber simulator app has been developed by Brisk and Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace, which will be re-released in theaters in 3D February 10th. The iPhone/Android app allows you to choose The Light Side or The Dark Side, then use your finger as a fully functioning lightsaber. Click to read more and to see screengrabs.

• Bedroom mistakes you don’t want to make
• Celebrities wearing only bikinis
• Bill O’Reilly fails at life
• Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL. Not pretty cool.
• Um, WTF
• Wow. She’s a reason to watch American Idol
• Well the fact that this even exists is insulting to men everywhere
• Can a virgin ever find love?

Have you ever eaten cat food from the fridge? How about pooped your pants on your doorstep? Well, if you have, you were most likely a child… or hammered drunk. Drunk or Child is undoubtedly this year’s hottest mini-blog experience. Only a brain fart in December, the infant site has reached 119 countries, and 6 continents — including Cairo, Egypt. Read more about this new hilarious site after the jump!

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Last night, we had the pleasure of attending the release party for the 2010 Volkswagon GTI. We have to say, the car is freakin’ awesome. But one of the coolest features is how VW decided to officially release the new car: Instead of bombarding everyone with TV commercials and other advertising, they’ve launched the ’10 GTI exclusively through an iPhone / iPod touch application!

As if you needed another reason to drink, Foursquare iPhone application developers have created an iPhone app, which lets your friends know at which watering hole you’re downing some cold ones, and then awards you points for every additional bar you go to.

Nothing shakes a person’s foundation like being caught in a public place when a massive bathroom emergency hits, with no way to find a usable bathroom. But with the new Have2P iPhone app, all your problems are solved!

Are you interested in the world of iPhone app making? Has all the popular apps that have made app makers rich drawn you to the app side? Many of us avid app users would love to get into app making but have no idea how to start. There are iPhone app making books and app making seminars out there, but now a few colleges are offering courses in iPhone app developing. Qant… Click to read more

Want to buy more crap? Well, tomorrow Amazon will be releasing its iPhone app, which will allow users to take a picture of anything and then get an Amazon page to buy that thing. So how the hell does this work? Magic? Amazing technology? Nope – Amazon has a team of people actually matching up every photo to products on Amazon.com. They recieve the photo you… Click to read more

Holy crap – the iPhone just got way crazier. Now, with the new Ocarina application (which cost only 99-cents) from Smule, your iPhone can turn into a freakin’ wind instrument. Just place your fingers over the virtual “holes” on the touch screen, blow into the microphone and presto! Your making music.… Click to read more