As the saying goes, “open mouth, insert foot.” If you’re lucky enough to land a job or internship in this economy, the last thing you would want to do is blow it on the first day. Read this list so you know what not to say on your first day of work.

Rumor has it when Jets wide-out Braylon Edwards was a student at the University of Michigan, two female reporters from the campus newspaper called, “The Michigan Daily” were in the midst of an interview with the receiver when he told them, “I want to have sex with both of you right now.”

Amy Schumer is the hilarious co-host of “A Different Spin with Mark Hoppus,” a new show airing Thursdays at 7pm ET on FUSE. Last week, my buddy Steve interviewed Mark Hoppus. This week, it’s Amy’s turn.

Jennifer Lynn represented The University of Maryland along with two other titillating Terps in Playboy’s Girls of the ACC pictorial that appeared in the October 2009 issue. She’s also in Playboy’s special January/February 2010 “College Girls” edition and was featured as Playboy.com’s Cyber Girl of the Week for the last week in December 2009. COED had the chance to ‘book with Jennifer and with every answer she proved why she’s on the fast track to superstardom. Did someone say, “Playmate of the Year 2012?” Yeah, I did. Read on to find out why.

The first day at a new job is typically a nerve racking combination of excitement, anxiety, and often, puke. You feel your stomach churning, trying to remember if the bathroom was down the hall to the left or down the hall to the right as you jump up and narrowly avoid knocking over the cute receptionist as you run through the corridor spewing chunks all down the wall. Or maybe not. But that is one way to screw up your first day at work.

How would you like to be the guy that everyone guy wants to know and every girls wants to date? Are you nodding your head yes, but thinking, “that’s impossible, I’m just a cubicle worker who spends my day surfing NSFW websites?” Well cheer up and get excited because here are ten things that you should own if you’re aspiring to be the perfect man.

Corinne Morrill is a 21-year-old model from Vancouver, Washington now living in Los Angeles. She’s appeared on Playboy.com‘s “Fresh Faces” and has modeled for Kelsie Edison, Upheaval, Carl Evans, NigelJourdain.com, and Robert Johnson. She likes to ride (bulls, horses, shotgun in NASCAR cars) and dance. If you ever take her on a date, you might want to lose all forms of communication and technology. Trust me. Without further ado, here’s Corinne!

We’re past this whole “Was the Balloon Boys story a hoax” nonsense. Obviously, it’s all bullsh*t. And if you think it might not be bullsh*t, all you have to do is watch this video of the father releasing the g*ddamn balloon to know that it’s a hoax. Now that we have that resolved, let’s move on to bigger things: Who’s going to play who in inevitable upcoming Hollywood biopic…

After discovering that the “Balloon Boy,” who was allegedly floating around at around 7000 feet in a giant, homemade helium contraption, was actually just hiding in the garage, the news shows went crazy booking the whole family for an interview. But during this segment with Wolf Blitzer, the boy, Falcon (really, that’s his name) admits that “We did this for the show.”

Sorry, guys. I know doing a post about Spencer Pratt is pretty lame, being that he’s one of the world’s biggest assclowns, just after Dane Cook and the ESPN lawyers that are keeping you from watching the Erin Andrews peephole video. And his douchiness just gets that much more intense, since he just announced, in an interview with Spin magazine, that he’s launching a rap career.

Vineet Nayar, the highly respected CEO of HCL Technologies, one of India’s hottest IT services vendors, was speaking this morning in New York City to an audience of about 50 customers and partners when he related a recent experience with an education official in a large U.S. state…

Six time NBA champion. Seven time All-Star. Olympic gold medalist. Scottie Pippen is one of the most famous NBA players of all time. COED recently sat down with the international basketball legend as he tries his hand in something a little different… movies.

Money might not be everything, but if you’re a struggling college student there’s a lot of appeal to making sure you’re in the right position to put the days of two-digit bank balances and Ramen noodles behind you as quickly as possible…

We had the opportunity to get a few quick questions to porn star/indie flick sweetheart, Sasha Grey, so we took it. The 21-year-old naughty hottie is one of the most sought-after actresses in the adult industry, having won the 2008 AVN Award for “Female Performer of the Year”.

Most of the time, when I see a person completely lose their sh!t, I laugh my ass off. But we recently interviewed Ms. Olson, so it makes it difficult not to feel at least some sympathy for her when she bases these guys’ camera. But I will say, when you upset…