Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.
Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.
Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.
VIDEO: Are you bad at both internets? Gabe & Max … Click to read more

Oh yes, there is a dude (probably some tree-hugging douchebag) named Ken Seeley.
He does interventions and specializes in Video Game Addictions. WOW (as in WoW, World of Warcraft). Talk about putting yourself in a niche.
Good luck Ken, your site is polluting the internet!… Click to read more

We here at COED aren’t exactly sure why this whole “girl fart” phenomenon is taking off, but it sure is! Farts are the new favorite fetish, according to the internet.
It looks like our gaseous gal Peteuse has some air-biscuits to bake if she wants to hold the title of “Sexiest Farter on the Web”…… Click to read more

What do you get when you mix a bleached midwestern queen screaming under his bedsheet, with a monotonous, bouncing, electric piano line?
A whole lot of pain – chocolate pain. Here is our rendition of the newest YouTube crazy, Chris Crocker ranting over Tay Zonday’s viral classic, “Chocolate Rainâ€?.
The end result ain’t pretty. We apologize i… Click to read more

I have a confession: I’m an online dater.
A little over a year ago, after my Big Breakup of 2006, I decided I needed to get out there. And get out there, I did. I dated my way through New York City, often with humorous results. Some dates turned into brief relationships, some turned into ranting emails to my best friend.
And though I was pretty picky about what I wa… Click to read more

Finally, a remote human possibility: Dessert Beer! (College Candy)
Two a**hole teenagers taunt and beat down a group of deaf kids at a party. WHAT?
(Mercury News)
Lawyer bills client $5,700 for a brief he copied-and-pasted from the internet. Hey…that’s kinda like what I’m doing right now – for $5,700 a pop. (Tax Prof. Blog)
Accor… Click to read more

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you heard about nudie pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet. Well, the rumors are true – the pictures are real!
Somewhere Zac Efron is disgusted…because Vanessa’s naked! Ewwwwwwww!
If you want to see the pic click HERE.
Also… Check out the Vanessa Hudgens COED Photo Gal… Click to read more

Schools ban cupcakes in fear of promoting obesity. Next up: schools ban talking in fear of students having fun. (NY Times)
Sen. Larry Craig plans on resigning after recently issuing a statement on not resigning. He sounds confused…or REALLY, REALLY GAY! (Guardian)
“Kid Nation” to be one-upped by Fox’s “Kid Army,”… Click to read more

Oopsy Deathsy: Iowa Woman Slays Her Cheating Husband with a Knife…By Mistake! (MSNBC)
Swiss Army of One: Wheeler High School Student Suspended 10 Days and Charged with a Felony for Bringing All-Purpose Blade to School (AJC)
Orville Deadenbacher: Diacetyl, a Chemical Found in Popcorn, Reportedly Causes Lung-Damage (CNN Video)
U.K.P.P.: Anatomi… Click to read more

Reason 798 why the Internet creeps me out: (which is even weirder than reason 797: the government probably reading everything I’ve ever put on here), people not being who they say they are online.
Wired Magazine recently featured a story that is the mother of all mistaken Internet identity tales, and reads like some kind of psychotic Lifetime movie of the w… Click to read more

There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.
Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!… Click to read more

Stalker Friend network MySpace and trash-reality HQ MTV have joined forces to promote…politics?
Yes: the two main sources of mankind’s decline will be coordinating open-forum debates with the top-tier Presidential candidates on college campuses around the country starting in September.
Candidates confirmed for these nationwide even… Click to read more

No, I’m not saying that it’s gone for good, but with recent online advancements, the huge industry is going down.
The New York Times reports that “the established pornography business is in decline — and the Internet is being held responsible. The online availability of free or low-cost photos and videos has begun to take a fierce toll… Click to read more

Did you know that millions of people have been using their cell phones as a dating service? Um yeah, well I just heard about it too. Absolutely proposterous, right?!
With the rise in popularity of online dating now at an all-time high, it’s not news to anyone that we have access to just about anything, literally right at our fingertips. From finding dire… Click to read more