When you’re a kid, there’s really nothing better than a Slip ‘n Slide on a hot day. Even when you’re an adult, the idea of speeding along across a wet strip of plastic seems pretty appealing. But when you have the biggest balls ever, your Slip ‘n Slide has to be a) monstrous, b) have a giant f**king ramp and c) have the scariest landing of all-time. You know, like this guy…

These days, it seems like everyone’s a beat boxer. They’re not, of course, but it certainly feels that way. But when someone as dope as this dude comes along, you’ve got to stop and take a listen. Like all of the best, it’s hard to imagine how the f**k he’s actually making some of these noises. I guess if I knew, this video would be of me…

I’ve never really understood this ghost riding thing. I mean, I understand that it’s badass to be able to get out of your car while it’s hurtling itself down the road, with nobody driving. But once you start to get into coreographed moves, it’s on the verge of becoming a little bit lame. These dudes aren’t going to get laid from doing this, let’s just put it that way. Kudos on making the stop sign though…

OK, I get it – riding an exercise bike in a basement or a gym is really freakin’ boring. It’s nicer to get outdoors, have something better to look at than sh!tty TV shows. But apparently this dude didn’t get the memo that they actually make bicycles that move, because he decided it would be a good idea to strap one to the roof of a car.

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wronged his woman in any way: She will get you back, and when she does, keep your penis as from from her as possible.

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When gravity just isn’t enough to make snowboarding fun, people have started using kites to add an extra dimension to the sport. But I’m not so sure being rocketed into space was on this guy’s agenda.

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You know, when I get in my car to go from A to B, most of the time, that’s all I’m doing. The last thing on my mind is climbing out the damn window. Let alone, climbing out the window with nobody at the wheel, jumping to your friend’s car and then getting back at the driver’s seat. With these guys, not so much.

Everyone knows someone who dated a crazy person, and many of us have actually done the dating. Every crazy displays a few warning signs; some are subtle and take specific situations to provoke, others are painted neon orange and come equipped with a very loud alarm; they can’t be missed, but some of us try to ignore them anyway.

This article is dedicated to a few of these oh-so-obvious insanities that I or my friends have encountered, or are currently putting up with. All of them involve too much drinking (probably not a surprise for many), so I guess that might also be a pretty good indicator of mental instability. Please enjoy my crazy people stories.

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Steve-O, fresh out of jail and clutching a handful of lemons, is seen in a newly-uploaded YouTube clip attempting to juggle/make sense out of his existence. The coke-covered nostril is a nice touch.

Have you ever felt that the wrong people get famous and make money? If Steve-O was a rando, he would be slotted alongside other drugged-out degenerates on Springer, forgotten immediately afterwards. But in real and unfortunate word we live in, he’s a rich celebrity adored by millions.

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Panamanian call center rep insults an American customer trying to buy a PC computer.