The Daily Shocker: Puppy Love

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Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.

The Daily Shocker: Paris to Help Drunk Elephant Problem in India

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Yeah…so not the Paris we expected either.

The saddest draft drought in history may be upon us.

If it wasn’t hard enough already, girls now have video blogs about how to avoid kissing men.

VIDEO: Waste of time or “wasted time!â€? – you make the call.

Real men don’t cry…unless they’re watching these 25 hankie-worthy flicks.

Jack Bauer gets an extended vacation; the world heads towards certain destruction.

In Japan, they take the phrase “Get rich or die trying” to extremes.

Timberlake, Alba in Myers’ “The Love Guru”

Justin Timberlake - The Love GuruCanadian funnyman Mike Myers’ latest creation, The Love Guru, has officially signed on the talents of Justin Timberlake. Myers previously worked with JT in Shrek the Third, where the reigning King of Pop played king-in-waiting Artie Pendragon.

The Love Guru will be Myers’ first live-action film since the monumental flop Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat.

With Timberlake on board, Myers has quite a sizeable amount of star power in his new film. Other stars confirmed to have roles in The Love Guru include major-asset Jessica Alba, funny-ass dude Romany Malco and pint-sized playboy Verne Troyer. (more…)