This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don’t worry, we won’t though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we’re talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won’t see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you’re hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.

Are you guys in-ground on above-ground folk? Me? I could go either way. I’ve had both and while in-ground is considered classier, you can get some serious bonage on above ground an no one’s the wiser. Anyway, to get you pumped for America cutting the umbilical cord, we’ve welcomed 76 sexy ladies into our in-ground pool party gallery. Check ‘em out after the cannonball!

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

AOL News reported that we (America) would not be able to survive a Battle: Los Angeles style attack from threats beyond our solar system, according to retired Army Colonel John Alexander. As a species I think we know when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em, that’s what makes movies in which fellow humans overcome insurmountable odds so entertaining and rewarding. But, some movies really stretch our suspension of disbelief with their extremely lopsided David vs. Goliath battles that are, in reality, un-winnable. Which movies? Find out after the jump!

Is Doomsday upon us? With the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and resulting tsunami in Japan, many believe Mother Nature will do us in. On an episode of Conan, Seth Rogen mentioned George Lucas firmly believed the world would meet its maker in 2012. Harold Camping, a Christian radio broadcaster from California predicts May 21, 2011 is the day we all perish. While weather is a leading candidate for global collapse, others believe alien invasion isn’t that far fetched. It’s been a popular theory in movies, at least. Just look at the titles coming out: Battle: Los Angeles, Paul, Mars Needs Moms, Super 8, Cowboys and Aliens. The list is extensive. Luckily, we’ve narrowed it down to the 10 most memorable. See our picks after the jump!

Turns out the role Randy Quaid played in Independence Day as the loony father who thought aliens were abducting the world might not be too far off from how Quaid thinks in his real life. Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are currently staying in Canada where they are hiding out as “refugees,” because the “star whackers” in Hollywood are trying to kill them. No, I’m not joking.

In early July, 1947, a mysterious object crashed on a ranch 30 miles north of Roswell. The Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a statement claiming to have recovered a crashed “flying disk.” Since then, our celestial cousins and their sweet spacecrafts have been featured in countless films.

Happy 234th Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July weekend festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery.

Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery. Enjoy.

Everybody loves a good inspirational speech, and nobody does inspirational better than Hollywood. From Braveheart to Old School, these 40 speeches make you want to stand up and fight – all in under two minutes. It’s like being at every great moment in history without having to put on pants!

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