We don’t care what kind of man you are, there’s just something about a platinum blonde with big fake boobs and booty that taps into the monkey brain of the human male. Case-in-point: Tampa hottie, Christy West. This 25-year-old stunner has flaunted her bodacious bod for all types of companies, and has appeared in numerous magazines, including Full Throttle and Maxim en Español.

Sex can be a fickle son-of-a-bitch – sometimes it’s awesome, other times it seems like it’s supposed to be awesome, but then you realize that you’d actually rather be smoking a bowl and playing Madden. But regardless of how good or bad the sex is, you still have to say something. Luckily, someone put together this handy diagram for what to say during sex, no matter who you are or how pathetic the whole thing is. Plus, now you’ll know if she secretly thinks you suck in bed! Hooray!

If you are a fan of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue than chances are you know 22 year-old Irina Sheik. If you haven’t seen pictures of her yet get a clue and check out her gallery!
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