Twilight super-hottie Ashley Greene joined the celebrity nudie picture club when her private photos leaked onto the internet back in August. This turned her into an overnight sensation and the sexy paparazzi pictures and cleavage photoshoots have been rolling in ever since. Greene recently got in front of the lens for Maxim magazine and the photos are super hot.

Check out Ashley Greene’s Maxim photoshoot here!

Friday: November 1o, 2009

Twilight New Moon: Just One Example of Why Vampires Suck!

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire.

No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers! The increase in popularity signals a decrease in machismo and respect for the male vampire. Now, let me COUNT the ways in which the vampire SUCKS.

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show & Afterparty (253 Photos)

If sexiness was flammable, NYC would have burned to the ground last night as the world’s top models hit the runway for the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

13-year VS veteran Heidi Klum hosted the event alongside the super seductive Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr & Candice Swanepoel just to name a few. The highlight of the evening was COED fave Marisa Miller who donned a 150 carat diamond studded bra valued at $3,000,000. The show airs on CBS on December 1st. Hopefully these pics will tide you over until then.

Thursday: November 19, 2009

Smokin’ Hotties Celebrate National Smokeout Day 2009!

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. With that in mind, today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

College Football Week Twelve Preview: Cheerleader Edition

The college football season is nearing its end.  Conference titles are being handed out, bowl game combatants are becoming clear, and emo Senior cheerleaders are beginning to go ‘all out’ five to six nights a week.

This week features The Game as an underachieving Michigan hosts Ohio State, and a tough gear up game for Pitt before they square off against Cincinnati.  Get out your beads and pocket your favorite pint as its getting cold in the stadiums across the nation on gameday.

Wednesday: November 18, 2009

Sexy Mickey Mouse Girls to Celebrate Mickey’s 81st Birthday

Happy 81st Birthday to the world’s oldest bipedal talking rodent! Yes, on this day in 1928, Mickey Mouse made his television debut in Steam Boat Willie.

Who would’ve known this simple line-drawn mouse would go on to be the most famous cartoon character in the history of animation? So in typical COED fashion, we thought we’d celebrate this joyous event by giving a whole heaping helping of beautiful girls adorned by the master of mice.

The 7 Greatest Uniform Numbers in Sports

LeBron James was recently in the news promoting his campaign to retire the #23 in the NBA in honor of the great Michael Jordan.

“His Airness,” LeBron and my favorite Movember supporter Don Mattingly aren’t the only great players who have shared the same number. In fact, #23 is (arguably) not even the greatest number in sports, just take a look at these.

I Snagged A Cab From Jon Stewart [PHOTO]

Every morning I hail a cab at the same corner in the West Village in NYC.  Most days, it’s an easy grab, rarely a wait.  But this morning I was running late and there were literally 5 people standing up and down the avenue flailing for a cab’s attention.

So, I did what any good New Yorker would do, walked deeper into the stream of traffic and snagged the first cab.  This FTW moment quickly became a moment of FAIL when I saw Jon Stewart standing outside my window. D’oh.

Tuesday: November 17, 2009

Naked Sushi Party Girls…a.k.a Nyotaimori [48 Photos]

We pride ourselves here at COED for our ability to take any current event and make it sexy.  So with today’s release of Bruno on DVD, we racked our brains to find an angle that would make our readers proud. If you’ve seen the movie, you’d know that’s not an easy task, unless of course you find swinging d*ck sexy…  And since we don’t, we opted to go the Nyotaimori Party route.  Nyotaimori, a.k.a. body sushi was infamously portrayed in the Paula Abdul / Bruno interview. Fortunately for you, the girls in our post are hella hot and a helluva lot less hairy.  Without further adieu, we give you Naked Sushi Party Girls.

Jessie Shannon Crowned Miss COED November 2009

Congratulations, Jessie Shannon – you’ve just been named Miss COED November 2009! The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Jessie beat out 18 girls to enter the Final Four.

In the last round of voting, she topped California stunner Sarah Rae, followed by blonde bombshell Nikki Gray and the ridiculously sexy Shannon Czyz to take the title of Miss COED November 2009.

Monday: November 16, 2009

Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness 2009 [80 Photos]

Thanksgiving’s around the corner, and as we’ve shown in years past, what better way to get into the holiday spirit than with a bunch of super sexy (pseudo) squaws adding a little wood to your totem pole?

Sure, not all of these lovely ladies are actual Native Americans, but if you ask us, dressing up in a hot-ass Native American outfit does the job just fine. All we have to do now is decide to which one we’d like to give a Wampum necklace.

How To Be The Best Best Man.

So your buddy has asked you to be his best man in his wedding. This could bring forth a whole bunch of emotions.

From the honor in being chosen to the horror in his moving so eagerly toward married life, it’s natural for you to feel a bit disoriented about the whole wedding day and you’re probably even more confused about what it is exactly you, the best man, should be doing on the big day. What is a best man, anyway? And how can you be the best best man out there?

Jasmine Dustin is from a little town in New Hampshire called Auburn. After high school she packed it up and moved to Los Angeles to focus on her modeling career. Things have been good so far, Jasmine has spent time in Paris and London and her acting career is starting to take off.

Want to be a Miss COED?! Submit your pics to models@teamcoed.com now!

Hailing from the tumultuous land of South Africa, this blond hottie has more going for her than a midget in a limbo game. Scouted by a modeling agent in a flea market at age 15, Candice Swanepoel was already bringing in over $6,000-per-day by the time she’d turned 16. She’s appeared on the cover of Greek Vogue and has modeled for Nike, Tommy Hilfiger and Victoria’s Secret, as well as being listed on of COED’s Emerging Hotties of 2008.

Check out Candice Swanepoel’s gallery here!

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Is 25-year-old Julie Galindo the sexiest player in the Lingerie Football League? I would say the San Diego Seduction star is right up there with her Los Angeles Temptation rivals Niki Connor and Niki Ghazian for certain. When you’re done oogling her Miss COED pictures below take a quick look at 50 Lingeirie Football Players on Twitter.

Want to be a Miss COED?! Submit your pics to models@teamcoed.com now!

Adrianne Curry is best known as the first winner of the reality television series America’s Next Top Model…and marrying the guy who played Peter Brady on The Brady Bunch, WTF?  As you’ll see from her gallery Curry loves taking her clothes off for the camera and we are a-ok with that.

Check out Adrianne Curry’s gallery here!

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With a cute face and a rockin’ body Jai Angel is one of the hottest new Amasians on the scene. As you will see from the following gallery Jai can pull off the suspender bra better than any model we have ever seen. As a side note, if hot Amasians are your thing then check out our The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes and enjoy!

Check out Jai Angel’s gallery here!

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Charlie Kristine of Temecula, California is a skateboarder at heart with model good looks. In fact she even has a custom designed ultra sexy skate deck available online, Tony hawk would be so proud! Charlie is a self proclaimed “adventurous” person and as you’ll see from her photos, loves hand bras, side boobs, tape bras and covering up with various elements that don’t involve clothing at all.

Want to be a Miss COED?! Submit your pics to models@teamcoed.com now!

Israeli model Bar Rafaeli is, hands down, the hottest supermodel on the scene. Just look at her – when you have a body like that and a face like that and pictures like this, how could you expect anything less!? If you ask us, just have Bar model everything and everyone will be happy. That’ll work, right?…

Check out Bar Refaeli’s Passionata lingerie gallery here!

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Lorissa is so blazing hot that your computer screen might melt while looking at her pictures. This 28-year-old sex bomb recently relocated to the Nevada desert and is looking for modeling gigs in Sin City. With her incredible body and unique tattoo work she would have no problem becoming a Suicide Girl model.

Want to be a Miss COED?! Submit your pics to models@teamcoed.com now!

You know Leighton Meester from CW’s hit show Gossip Girl and from our list of The 7 Sexiest Terry Richardson Celebrity Photo Shoots, reminder: she landed on the list for doing overly sexual things with her Gossip Girl co-star Blake Lively and some ice cream, we suggest that you check out the pics like right now! Meester is set to release her self titled debut album in 2010 and recently shot these ultra hot photos for GQ Magazine.

Check out Leighton Meester’s gallery here!

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