During the GOP Presidential Debate last night, Michelle Bachman took a pretty harsh stance against illegal aliens. Without getting too politicalish, she essentially claimed that tax-payers should stop paying for illegal aliens’ benefits – an attempt to stop them from coming into our great nation. I feel like regardless of how much we give [or don't give] illegal aliens, they’re still going to try to come in. I mean, f*ck man, they are hiding in car seats. INSIDE. CAR. SEATS. Check out our gallery of these Mexican Fence Jumping Beans getting owned by the border police after the jump! Get it? Random side note: the name Michelle Bachmoan should really be a pornstar’s name.

There is no place better to live in the world than the good ole United States of America. And there is no one more determined to make it here than illegal aliens. They’re attempting to cross the border by stuffing their bodies in places that dead bodies don’t even belong. So Arizona might as well shove their new controversial law, because these photos of failed border crossings prove just how badly these people want to pick our fruits and vegetables.

If anybody wonders why there’s an issue of illegal immigrants entering this country, I think we might have just found our why: Border Patrol agents really, really, really suck at catching people. It’s as simple as that.… Click to read more