Money can buy everything – except class.

As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out of the trailer park. No amount of PR primping and upper-class etiquette will change the following celebrities love for all that’s ignorant, greasy and grimy, y’all!

Check out the Top 10 after the jump! (more…)

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)

Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)

Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)

A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving chest cavities. (My58)

Doctors tell London fatties to take a hike. (UK Metro)

WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING PUMPKIN TORPEDOES! (United Press)

Columbia University President Lee Bollinger called Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to task. When the terrorist turned President at long last made his appearance at the university, he was introduced to the crowd with a harsh scolding from Bollinger on his country’s human-rights record and his denial of the Holocaust.

Calling him a “petty and cruel dictatorâ€? whose Holocaust denial would only fool the “ignorant and illiterateâ€?, Bollinger said Ahmadinejad was either “brazenly provocative or astonishingly uneducated.â€? Before he gave his prepared speech to the audience, Ahmadinejad responded by saying those statements were “an insult to information and to the knowledge of the audienceâ€? However, if anyone insulted the knowledge of the audience, it was Ahmadinejad himself.

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