Today’s WTF news items feature a new drink from V8 that will get your heart pumping (along with another body part), a former stripper who was able to find her long lost twin from sure death via stigmata, and a duck who should seriously get some consideration from AFLAC after her heroic 911 call. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Who needs red-carpet bragathons like the Golden Globes and Oscars when the Razzies are around?
The 2008 Razzie nominations for the worst films and performances of the year have been announced, and it seems that playing multiple roles in terrible movies doubles your chances of bringing home the not-so-prestigious award.… Click to read more