In today’s edition of Wrap It Up we cover the fact Apple has more cash than Uncle Sam, Soulja Boy’s $55 million jet, Lady Gaga’s boobs, Kylie Johnson, Louis CK dominating Letterman, Hustler’s offer to Casey Anthony, a bombing victim with a spike lodged in her head for 5 days without knowing it, Hitler cat and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Do you ever watch a porno and wish it could be you on-screen, giving it to whatever porn star suits your fancy? Of course you have, and now you can! F**kraffle.net is giving 10 lucky bastards the chance to star in a 30-minute scene of their choice, and then spend an hour of 1-on-1 with one of hundreds of female, male or transgender porn stars, to “spend how th… Click to read more

Tom Brady: I’ll Be Ready To Go [SI]
Dana Jacobson Back To Work In Time For Super Bowl Parties [Busted Coverage]
Eva Longoria @ 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards [Bastardly]
Jayne Mansfield is Not Heath Ledger [IDLYITW]
Update: Anonymous Responds To NBC [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Elevates Her Grade [Popoholic]
Wake Up with AnnaLyn… Click to read more

Yes! Another sex scandal in Washington!
First it was Hillary Clinton scissoring her right-hand girl; now it’s Mississippi Senator Trent Lott conveniently resigning while a sex scandal about him is being unearthed.
Trent Lott is being accused by multiple “reputable” sources of having sexual relations with an escort – a male es… Click to read more