This is a video allegedly filmed in Manville, NJ after the ‘surge’ (yes, I watched 24 hour news just like you). It depicts some National Guardsmen driving / floating down what used to be a road and is now a river. This seems pretty bad-@ss at first, considering that almost the whole truck is underwater. And when the guy filming this asks how that’s possible, the dapper dude next to him responds with pure gold, “Its Army, bro.” This footage could’ve been used for a commercial until… the trucks actually start sinking. Check out the video after the jump.

Irene hasn’t been much fun, has it? Even if you haven’t had to deal with any of the flooding or rain, transportation has been a real pain in the a**. Even the trains had to shut down, just in case the wind blew trees and debris onto the track. We’ve tried to make the best of an all-around crap situation so we’ve brought you the best part about wind i.e. women having their privates exposed. Check out the gallery after the jump!

Hey looters, if you feel the need to take Fig Newtons, water, and clean linen I’ve got a hot tip for you. This might be the easiest house to rob in the entire world. Total freaking cake walk.

A storm’s comin’. At least, if you’re on the East Coast it is. As Irene roars its way up the east coast there are potentially millions of people who will be affected over the weekend. New Jersey governor Chris Christie has already warned beachgoers to not make the trip to the shore and multiple shore-lined towns have issued mandatory evacuations. Many of you will be having Hurricane themed parties so we decided to create a Hurricane Irene playlist for you to enjoy. Check it out then submit any songs we forgot in the comments section after the jump.

It’s no wonder why 40s are the drink of choice on most college campuses. Why would you spend $3.50 for a 12 ounce beer when you could get 40 ounces of delicious malt liquor for half that price and twice the ABV? It’s so popular, the competitive kids created a drinking game called, “Edward 40 Hands,” in which players duct-tape 40s to… Click to read more

Sometimes it just feels like that kind of night. You know the kind of night where everyone wants a giant bottle of beer to chill on — especially with higher alcohol content. They might not taste the best, but for around $2 it’s hard to beat an ice-cold 40 ounce. Head out to your local corner store, load up a box full of them, and get ready for another quality night of Edward Fortyhands.

BREAKING: McCain Supporter Ashley Todd Admits Story Is a Hoax, Charges To Be Filed
A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed. More details to follow. [Pittsburgh Live]

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