Judging by our content lately, you must think we’re kid crazy – Third World Success Kid, Financial Advisor Kid, the most infamous drunk babies. We continue along those lines today with Party Toddler, the hottest meme since Hansel. Why is this so funny? Maybe because it strikes a chord with our fears of growing up. We miss the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about was not sh*tting our pants. Did it just get too real for you? Then, sit back and enjoy Party Toddler piece together his life after the jump.

This morning Screen Junkies reported via The National Ledger that Bradley Cooper has confirmed there WILL be a third Hangover but it won’t follow the formulaic storyline of the first two. Todd Phillips is reportedly working on the script and they hope to start shooting in September 2012. However, they might need to rethink their strategy after Saturday’s announcement that the first FDA approved hangover pill is now available. And it’s called “Blowfish”. Read more after the jump.

New Year’s Eve is the perfect night for getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted. New Year’s Day? Not so much. After running to the bathroom to puke a twice and promising God that you will never drink again if he lets you make it through this pain, you return to your bed and contemplate just what will make this horrible feeling end. Unfortunately, you are fresh out of Vicodin.

Lucky for you, there are other ways to get rid of the spins/headache/dry mouth/sore muscles/anything else that comes along with a hangover (besides the smoky smell in your hair and ugly dude lying next to you).

It wouldn’t be a Friday night if you weren’t insanely trashed and on the verge of getting a record-breaking 10th DUI. But how did you get from your work cubicle to this high-speed car chase? And when did someone draw an extremely realistic penis across your face? COED has cracked the secret to figuring out how you went from slowly sipping a beer to walking around the bar drinking the bar’s signature tornado-tini out of a cowboy boot.

Good news: eBay user “Petere92346″ sells an unopened bottle of “allsop’s [sic] arctic ale.full and corked with a wax seal” (produced in 1852) for over $300 bucks! Bad news (for Petere92346): buyer “Collectordan” resells unopened bottle of “Museum Quality ALLSOPP’S ARCTIC ALE 1852 SEALED/F… Click to read more