September 2nd marks the 222nd anniversary of the creation of the United Stated Department of the Treasury. With the economy going up and down more than the world’s fastest blowjay artist, the US dollar is better off being used as toilet paper. But, before you wipe your derrier with dead presidents, maybe you should release your artistic side and deface them. If you need inspiration, check out our gallery of graffiti-laced legends after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature delusional photos, stuff for you to ponder, and colossal artwork. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

Irene’s being a real b*tch. It wasn’t enough that she messed up America’s island playground (the Bahamas), she’s getting stronger and is now in the United States. The damage that the “experts” (people who aren’t photogenic enough to be news anchors) are predicting could be pretty serious, and people could lose valuable personal items to water damage. Slightly more damaging to your memories would be someone ruining your picture with an intentionally disturbing image. Take these photobombs, for example.

Whether it’s because the contestants are unprepared to be on TV, they’re genuinely idiotic, or just plum bad luck – there’s always a chance for laughs at someone else’s expense on game shows. Throughout the history of the game show, there have been some great fails all of which are caught on camera. Why does it seem like most of them are on the Price is Right, though? Check out the best game show fails below.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I’d agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface – WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you’re a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you’re looking for a partner who won’t embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you’re gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature literal cat scans, messages from our presidents, and menus that should really watch their phrasing. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

Manly and deadpan, with the best mustache since Tom Selleck, Ron Swanson’s character on Parks and Recreation is reason enough to watch the show. Despite a deep hatred of government and general apathy toward the public, Ron is the Director of the Parks and Recreation of fictional Pawnee. Staunchly opinionated and always hilarious, any guy could learn a thing or two—or ten—from this master of masculinity. Check ‘em out then take a look at his funniest photos and fan art after the jump.

I know that everyone’s excited for Gathering of the Juggalos, the premiere gathering of Insane Clown Posse fanatics. Hopefully, you’re not a fan of their “music,” you only care about the total @ss-clowns that go and show off how bad life really can get. Just imagine having one of these fuggalos (that’s fugly-juggalos) as your girlfriend. Non-posse girls already take forever to put their makeup on, imagine having to wait an extra two hours for these jugga-hos just to go see Tila Tequila get feces thrown at her.

The Air Sex World Championships erupted in over 14 cities across North America in 2009. Since then, it’s only grown… in popularity. No clue what air sex is? You ever see Dane Cook’s bit on one night stands or that “Slow Jerk” sketch from Whitest Kids U’ Know? No? Well, it’s like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You can’t get naked and all orgasms have to be simulated. The participants are mostly dudes (SHOCKING!) but there’s 1 or 2 hot chicks mixed in. If you’re done digesting lunch, check out our photo gallery of their sexiest, silliest performances after the jump.

First, let’s define “relevant”. It’s “Closely connected or appropriate to the matter at hand”. In terms of stand up comedy, that means having a connection with your audience. You’re up there on stage, making observations, and the audience whether they sympathize, empathize, or just process what you’re saying and they respond in a favorable way (read: they f***ing laugh and clap). Comedians like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld became huge celebrities because audiences could relate to them in some way. But those guys aren’t “relevant” today. So, who is? Let us break it down for you with today’s most relevant comedians in our list after the jump.

The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week first aired on July 27, 1987. The week-long series “was developed to help the average person have a greater respect for sharks” and is now considered “the longest running program event on cable”. Last year’s special was hosted by Craig Ferguson and was rated the most viewed Shark Week ever with 30.8 million unique people. This year’s feature is hosted by Andy Samberg. To celebrate its legacy, we’ve compiled a photo gallery of the funniest shark pics. Check ‘em out after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Websites of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF websites on the interwebs. This week’s pretty hilarious portals feature ornery old farts (aka belligerent blueheads), the last thing you see before the credits roll, and oh my god it’s Godzilla!… poetry. Check ‘em out after the jump.

July 27th is National Sleepy Head Day, which is celebrated in Finland. On this day, the last person in the house to wake up is awakened by either hurling him or her into a body of water or by having water thrown on them. In one Finnish town, a celebrity who’s done something good for the city is chosen to be chucked into the sea. Reason #6,942 why you should be a d-bag in Finland. Anyway, WE celebrate with photos of people that have bed head. WAKE THE F*** UP and check out these funny photos after the jump.

Are you a young adult feeling fat and flabby, and just want to get fit? Well look no further C.J. Senter is a 10-year-old workout trainer who’s ready to help. Uhhh what? Yeah, the kid hasn’t even hit puberty yet but, you should totally take his workout advice. With moves like “The Chase”, “The Powerjack”, and “The Shredder” you are guaranteed to get diesel as s**t and/or laugh your ass off because a 10-year-old is giving you workout advice. His overweight friend really takes the cake… check out the video after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Websites of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF websites that will rob you of your precious time. This week’s sites feature middle school sayings, your friend from high school, and annoying a*s people. Check ‘em out after the jump.