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OOOOUUUUUUUUCCHH!! F**K ME! That has got to hurt. It helps to remember that your friends build sh*tty ramps and you suck at riding bikes, before trying the gap at top speed. If you’d thought of that first, maybe your face wouldn’t look like that now.… Click to read more

Britney’s Kids Smoking – Caught on Tape – Watch more free videos
Here’s what we at COED know about children and parenting: they drool, scream, like candy, sh*t their pants and should never be purposefully caught on fire. Other than that, it’s pretty much a free for all; throw caution to the wind and let the pieces fall where th… Click to read more

Dude Fails At Keg Stand – Watch more free videos
At first, this guy is like some sort of alcoholic ninja, springing into a spectacular keg stand, and holding it with one arm. He’s even got form, bending his legs to maximize balance. But that was then. In the end, he’s just another dumba**…… Click to read more

About a year ago, I was listening to NPR and they were talking fashion. They had some NY guru lady making comments about both men’s and women’s clothing and style, letting us (the ignorant savages) know exactly what to wear and when. Then someone mentioned facial hair.
I smiled and looked into the rear-view mirror of my car, admiring my two year be… Click to read more

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While browsing in the wee hours of this morning, we stumbled across what could possibly be the most hilarious/disturbing thing since the infamous ’2 Girls, 1 Cup’: Cake Farts. Like all perfect things, the title says all you need to know.
The original, Cakefarts.com is currently down from the massive influx of visitors, but says they will be … Click to read more

So, this guy puts his Sea Doo in his jacuzzi and rides it around like a wild banshee. It’s cool and all. At first, I thought he must have just been really bored to do such a thing. But then I noticed the stripper pole next to his jacuzzi and realized this guy is the biggest party animal this side of Parkersburg, West Virgina. I bet he’s got a TON of chicks o… Click to read more

How to Get Broke by Buying an iPhone
Man, when we got the first generation iPhone, that was awesome. Sure it cost $600, but it was freakin’ awesome. So f**k it. But now the 3G iPhone is out, and it’s $200 less than what I spent on the original. But it’s better. Guess I’ll have to get that one, too…… Click to read more

Some people are built for certain activities. You can tell, just by looking at them, that they were made for their sport: Runners with strong legs; climbers, strong arms; tall basketball players and quick and agile running backs. This girl is not one of those people. And riding a mechanical bull is definitely not her activity. But it is F’ing hilarious… Click to read more

This past weekend, emergency dispatchers in Lebanon, PA received a call from a man on his cell phone, claiming to be stuck in a port-a-potty. When police and emergency workers arrived, they found the man drunk, naked and fully submerged in the port-a-potty holding tank. 
From Fox News:
Emergency dispatchers receive thousands of calls every year, but none l… Click to read more

You know the “jam face,” that nether region of expression the squeezes in somewhere between eternal ecstasy and taking a dump. Well, RollingStone.com has compiled the quintessential list–and made names for–ever species of jam face you could possibly imagine.
Everything from Neil Young’s “Defiant One” t… Click to read more

Bad breath killing your social life?
According to New York City dentist Dr. Richard Lewenson, fresh breath (and friends who don’t need gas masks to hang around you) can be yours with just a little effort every day. According to the good doctor, the majority of bad breath is caused by the breakdown of sulfur compounds from food you eat, which gets stuck in… Click to read more

Turn on your TV. See the cute thick chick on the car commercial? Or the full-figured babe starring in that new summer movie? How about the wide-hipped honey advertising a new acne cream?…me neither. What’s up with that?
Call me crazy, but I am consistently attracted to women with curves. This doesn’t necessarily mean mammoth, perfectly spherical boobs or a V… Click to read more

Twenty-four hours prior to the most humiliating moment of my life, I was riding high–it was a good day in Afghanistan. My platoon were the first troops from the 82nd in country, and our operational pace had been nonstop for four months. I’d seen a lot things, but nothing could prepare me for what was about to happen.
Several high-ranking officers had bee… Click to read more

Blind dates can be scary. They can also be fun. The scary / fun part depends on your idea of a good time and your date’s idea of normal.
Most of us go on blind dates pretty confident we’re not about to meet our soulmate, but always hope there’s enough of a connection to make dressing up to impress worth it. Blind dates are our way of doing something fun and spontaneous… Click to read more