Every single day, I see some of the dumbest people and their videos. While it doesn’t take a whole lot for me to laugh at someone once, that someone has to be a real jackass to keep my attention for longer than a week. For those trying to do this, I’ll throw you a bone: freaking out and shoving a remote up your bum because your WoW account was suspended is a good start. Yeah I just revealed one of the idiots on our list, but trying to narrow down all the other ‘tards to a concise 15 was pretty hard. Be glad you’re not one of the 15 internet jackasses and reap the benefits of our hard labor after the jump!

I used to think that “Rusty Trombone” was funny, and while it’s still funny to picture the imagery actually happening, the people behind naming ridiculous sex moves have really stepped their game up. Gone are the vanilla “Dirty Sanchez” and the “Roman Helmet.” Instead, humanity is now blessed to have moves like the “Salty Walrus” and the “Leprechaun’s Revenge” at our disposal. Check out our list of the 11 most ridiculous sounding sex moves after the jump.

Comedians often live a tragic life, it’s the only job where you’re judged purely on whether they make people happy or not. What if they’re not funny? Do they think they’re funny? In turn, these types of questions can take a serious toll on a person’s body and state of mind, especially once you start taking the amounts of drugs that some of these comedians did. The 80s and 90s certainly seemed like a wild ride, it’s just a shame these comedians couldn’t hold on for a little longer. We’ll miss them terribly. See our list after the jump.

I used to work at Playboy as a Marketing Manager in the Ad Sales group at the New York office near Central Park. In that same office was Rocky Rackovic, an Editor who’s a Seton Hall grad and an avid Patriots fan. We’ve both moved on: me to COED, and he to Inked magazine. With Occupy Wall Street goin’ down, Rocky found himself in the area and passed along his thoughts. If you’ve ever had the urge to bone a hot protester, but never knew how to approach it, Rocky’s got some pointers. Check ‘em out after the jump.

I know the concept of the Hitler reaction video series is old, but sometimes they’re just spot on. Take this take on Hitler’s discovery that Apple’s releasing the iPhone 4s after months of buzz suggesting it would be the iPhone 5. It’s all the Fuhrer ever wanted and instead he’s stuck with the iPhone 4S. What is he supposed to do with that? No one cares that there’s a new OS or improved camera or voice activated controls. Go Android, my man. Check out the furious Fuhrer’s flip-out after the jump.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been fooled by The Onion’s headlines. We’re not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they’re BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass’s head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with ‘em. Though we don’t have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real ‘reels’ of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America’s Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.

The internet is a series of tubes. It’s also a playground. A religion. It’s Al Gore’s baby. Without it, I’d be unemployed. Safe to say, the internet saved my life. Today, September 22nd, is OneWebDay, a day in which we celebrate the internet. We couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate the internet than with a photo gallery of frickin’ hilarious “The Internet” pics, memes, and demotivational posters along with a bunch of videos. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Thankfully, girls need a guy that can make them laugh. I can’t imagine how many guys have been saved from a life of virginity by this little rule. What do guys need? You already know we like big boobs and tight butts, but we can appreciate a good laugh, too. That’s why we celebrate the use of these girls’ chests as billboards for funny shirts: it gives you a totally legit excuse to stare. Check out some seriously funny Tees&A after the jump.

It should come as no surprise that professional athletes party pretty hard – they’re constantly under pressure, make serious bank, and have a roster of hunnies at their disposal. Coaches often talk about how champions are developed off the field. Sure, they’re probably referring to early morning work-outs and film study, but these guys are bringing their A-Game to the bar and the club. I guess they just can’t turn it off. Check out the hilarious gallery of your favorite athletes getting trashed below!

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

As the summer season winds to an end, so do the summer shows. Last night (Sunday, 9/11) marked the series finale of Entourage and the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. As you can see from the video below, Larry likes to pass the time by drawing Hitler mustaches on people, just to see what it would look like. Now, he’s not a Nazi supporter, and neither are we, but there’s something comical about seeing your favorite celebrity sporting the iconic lip fuhrer… sorry, fur. Try not to laugh as you hail our controversial photo gallery after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to kill some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature browless celebrities, a daily database of obscure facts, and some things that you can’t unsee. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

Animals born in captivity love to act like they’re humans. Either they just lack the brainpower to understand that they’re not, or they know that they won’t be fed if they don’t perform up to standard. Either way, everyone wins when a little monkey cowboy rides a dog. I mean, how can you not love that? Haven’t you ever seen that squirrel waterskiing? I don’t know if they can swim, so he better not f*ck up (I’m pretty sure they don’t make squirrel life preservers). Check out our gallery of of animals doing some human stuff after the jump.

Judging by our numbers, you guys absolutely f***ing love demotivational posters. In fact, what started as a staple of our Facebook page for months has now been promoted to the big leagues! Every Thursday, we’ll feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the interwebz. In this week’s edition, we’re looking to get the weekend started by blending in. Can we do it? You can by clicking through the galleries after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature GIFs aplenty, an even better resource for Sparknotes users, and badass babes with breast-plates. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!