Last time we saw comedian Pat Stansik, he was pre-gaming for Michigan’s games against the Cornhuskers and Buckeyes. This time around he tackles the serious hot button issue that’s on the tip of everyone’s tongues: Stereotypes. Why do we like them so much? Because they make life easier. Sort, categorize, group – bingo bango. Who n… Click to read more

Kyle Dowling is a New York-based writer who’s been published in Penthouse, Playboy, The Smoking Jacket, The Believer and several other sites. He’s interviewed personalities like comedians Jimmy Pardo and Marc Maron and most recently, he spoke with one of the funniest, most un-PC comics in the biz (and sport talk show host) Nick DiPaolo. You… Click to read more

You’re back home for winter break and ready to show off your new partying abilities. Time to reconnect with the old crew from high school and tear sh*t up. Maybe you’ve heard rumors about some of the crap that happened to your classmates while away at school, or maybe you just completely cut yourself off from that world. Either way, it’s time to find out who’s been up to what. Thanksgiving break was short-lived, but winter break gives you plenty of man hours to catch up. To prepare you for what’s in store, we put together this guide of cronies, phonies, and baloney riding ponies you’ll see out and about. Check it out after the jump.

I’d like to consider myself somewhat of a movie fanatic. I don’t know every detail of every movie ever released, but I’d like to think that I have my finger on the pulse of the cinema industry. Then, I read this article on FilmDrunk about the posters and trailer for Will Ferrell’s Spanish-language overly dramatic telenovela spoof, “Casa de mi Padre” and I figure I done discovered internet gold. Then, after some research, I realize I’m WAY late to the game. Like, 8 months late. EIGHT MONTHS. That’s a baby. A premature baby, but a f***ing newborn nonetheless. For those who were hibernating, check out the trailer after the jump.

Yesterday morning, we received a package from MiO that contained its new “personalized energy drink” with a note from Thunder Dave encouraging me to “taste [his] thunder”. I realized he was referring to the Green Thunder flavor, the other being “Black Cherry”. I would’ve gone with “Red Dystopia” or “Red Pandemonium” or “Red Deluge”. Regardless, the video’s got some gems like “Yawning is for @ssholes”. Peep it after the jump.

Last time we saw Jared Freid, Ultimate Frat Dude, he was bro-ing out with nerds at Comic-Con. This time around, he’s at a Con but with less dweebs and way more sluts. SANTACON! We showed you some of the best pics from last weekend’s event in NYC, now scope the funniest video to jump down our chimney – it’s J-Train sleighing bitches on the express line to the gift of lolz.

Contrary to non-existent belief, The Misunderstoods are NOT a crazy hot up-and-coming band from London who shag on stage at gigs. They’re a comedy group that forms like Voltron to tickle the sh*t out of your funny bone. I personally know two of its members (M. Covino, R. Nivakoff) and I’m forced to wear diapers when we hang out. Anyway, they’ve produced a commercial for Doritos “Crash the Super Bowl” contest. To prep you for the lolz, check out their funniest skits then vote after the jump.

Today must be Mets Appreciation Day at COED. First, we posted 5 reasons why Mets fans shouldn’t give up on the team in 2012 then we get this awesome video from Chess Club Comedy in which David Wright dominates a game of “Icebreakers” during freshman Orientation. It’s rare that you have a YouTube video where everyone in the sketch nails their part, but we got one here. Btw, I love all the women in the skit, but I know you’re asking “Who’s the hot one?” Her name’s Allison Brown and you can see more of her here. You’re welcome.

While a real man could give a sh*t about what others think of him, sometimes it’s hard not to poke fun at some of the ridiculous things dudes do. Take your ever not-so-friendly-community on Twitter, for example. One of the trending hash-tags is currently #ManCardRevoked and it’s turning out to be a hilarious guide for what NOT to do if you want to maintain your manhood / avoid being called a p*ssy. Check out the best ones so far after the jump.

I honestly can’t remember the first time I received a greeting from Someecards.com mostly due to years of binge drinking, but I can, for the most part, guarantee it made me pee a lil bit in my pantaloons. The free online e-cards service was created by Brook Lundy and Duncan Mitchell and launched in April 2007. Their products cover every single occassion conceivable from the more traditional celebrations like birthdays and holidays to more obscure fare like confessions, divorces, and cries for help. We rummaged through their most popular e-cards of all-time to present you with their 45 funniest greetings. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

Michigan vs. Ohio State is one of the greatest rivalries in college football. To find out why the Michigan faithful hate Ohio State so much, your favorite funny Wolverine hit up the tailgate before the game at the Big House. There are a slew of gems given by the guys and girls in Blue & Maize, which is impressive when you’re hammering back Jack like you’ve lost the last seven* meetings. Usually I either speak in tongues or resort to humping when that blacked out. Sadly, this is the last installment of PwP for 2011. Check out the final haha after the jump.

I’m a huge football fan. I love the game so much that I wept like a little baby when I was asked to quit my college team. Part of me regrets going to Hopkins where the squad was D-3 and not some big time school like Michigan. It’s gotta be one of the greatest experiences in the world to be amongst 100k like-minded brethren. This video from 23-year-old up-and-coming comedian Pat Stansik confirms what I already assumed: that U of M knows how to pre-game like legends for a football game. I wouldn’t say I was a huge Wolverines fan, but after seeing this and after hearing the blue and maize crowd actually count down the play clock for Denard Robinson when it went down Saturday, I might just commit my first born right now. Watch the lolz after the jump.

I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He’s far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob’s best stand up bits after the jump.

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

College is expensive; very expensive. That’s why there are so many scholarships up for grabs. Like most things, it unfortunately takes a lot of hard work to get that sweet, sweet money. Well… that’s not always true. There are a few weird and/or relatively easy-to-get scholarships that most students don’t even know about; and the majority of them don’t require good grades or even essays! Click the link to check ‘em out.