Unless you’re the offspring of a hip hop mogul and you receive a Maybach for your sixteenth birthday (I’m looking at you Justin Dior Combs), purchasing a car is one of the most important investments you’ll make. Some say that the car you drive reflects your personality, but does the name of a car reflect the car’s personality? Let’s hope not, even though it couldn’t get much worse for someone named ‘Dior.’ Check out the 5 worst names for cars in the gallery after the jump.

The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.

Attention douchebags: Your favorite over-sized wanker-mobile, the Hummer, is no more. Along with Saab, Saturn, the Dodge Durango and the PT Cruiser, the Hummer is set to land on Detroit’s chopping block.

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While we were all watching our parents cry over their lost retirement accounts and House Republicans decided not the bail out the rich – I was expecting stigmata or the seas to turn to blood. Instead, I found a little blurb on CNN that noted a $25B loan to the auto industry that was quietly approved with some MAJOR implications.
First, the background: the… Click to read more