I won’t purport to be the biggest Spongebob Square Pants fan in the world, but last time I checked the happy-go-lucky sponge didn’t wear a belt with a bunch of bombs strapped to his chest. Apparently, ruining children’s memories qualifies as art nowadays. If this was the weirdest thing we had to show you today, I might have done some resear… Click to read more

Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week, we featured the new Apple iPhone, Deadmau5 trolling Skrillex, dictator Valentine’s Day cards, Harry Potter’s Facebook wall, and Macaulay Culkin as Mr. Burns. This week, we’ve got a little horse with a giant baby, a… Click to read more

• Lindsay Lohan offered $3.4 million for a photo book of her having sex
• 15 Hottest Premier League WAGs
• 5 apps Facebook needs to invent
• 25 ideas for Human Centipede 2
• Fat guy gets shot with a pellet gun in super slow-mo
• I f***ing hate cats, especially cats with thumbs
• Co Za Asy is the new “FAIL”

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Yeah, so I guess the new trend is to go from first to fifth? First, it was Clash of the Tittycaca then Kick-Ass followed suit. If you’re a new entry in theaters this weekend, do you even want to be the top grosser? You’re just going to end up at numero cinco the next weekend. But, then again, you’ll most likely return to top dog the following frame. Excuse me while I go vomit. A stomach can only take so much bungee jumping.