Megan Fox, the hands-down hottest actress in Hollywood, is officially overexposed. We’ve all been feeling it for some time now. There was “A Day Without Megan Fox,” which we here at COED decided to counter with “The Megan Fox Boycott Boycott“. But the these were all so publicized, it only upped Megan Fox’s searchablity. (Whoops!) And after hosting last night’s season premier of Saturday Night Live, we can decidedly announce that Megan Fox’s ship has set sail.
Not that she did a bad job – in fact she was quite funny, or at least more funny than you’d expect. It was their inclusion of her in nearly ever skit that really did her in.
But let’s remember: It’s not Megan Fox’s fault she’s overexposed. It’s our fault, and the fault of basically every other Website and magazine in America who’s profited in some way from Megan’s super-uber-duper hotness. We just couldn’t help but cover her. She’s just TOO HOT!
So, wait. Does that make it her fault, because she’s the one luring us in with her extreme hotness? Yes, yes it does. Way to go, Megan! Now’ve you’ve ruined it for everybody.
I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.
That said, television is going through a bit of a renaissance, coming out of the dark ages of the 90’s fictional fluff and finding more real, interesting stories in characters. (Battlestar Galactica, anyone?) Still, I cannot be bothered to turn my set on, because even the good shows share time and ad space with a complete bevy of reality TV garbage.
So I like the programming but cannot stand the delivery. What am I to do? Like most problems, this one can be solved by the interweb’s dump truck tubes. TV is available everywhere online. Most of it perfectly legally! Some of it in legal gray areas! Lets take a look.
Check out the Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online after the jump! (more…)