This week, we paid tribute to Hulk Hogan for his birthday. While the man is arguably the most iconic wrestler of all-time, many fans thought he was all shtick and no substance. If you really sit back and take a look at his arsenal of weaponry, it’s kind of a joke. So, it got us thinking, what are some of the worst finishers in wrestling history? We know there are a MILLION of them that could fill up a library’s worth of sh*tty books. Since we’ve already shown you the best finishers it’s time to take a look at the absolute worst. Check out our slideshow then vote in our poll after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

August 11th is Teri Bollea’s birthday. Who in the holy headlock is that? It’s a real American, the man with 24 inch pythons, the man who just wanted you to let him tell you somethin’, brother. It’s Hulk Hogan. To celebrate his entrance into the ring known as life, we’ve scoured the internets in search of the coolest, weirdest, and funniest pics and fan art. Will Hulkamania live forever? Judging by our gallery, we’d have to say it’s running wild. Take your vitamins, say your prayers, and check them out along with some little known facts and the best entrance theme song to ever exist after the leg drop.

The 80s were the golden age of Saturday morning programming. Originality was at its peak, and animation studios were eager to produce the latest and greatest cartoon series to entertain the young masses (and promote the accompanying toy line). Some studios turned to Hollywood’s brawny heavy hitters for that extra touch of awesome! Which action icons loaned their larger than life personalities to the world of animation? Find out in COED’s list of 5 tough guys that had cartoon shows after the jump!

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The Royal Rumble is today, January 30th. It’s a battle royale that often grants the winner a shot at the title. Another battle royale tournament, The King Of The Ring, came around and eventually was discontinued. There have been a slew of “Kings Of The Ring” over the past three decades, so we decided to take a look at the greatest blue bloods to ever don the crown. See our selections after the jump!

Viral ad videos are a mixed bag. When they work, they work wonderfully, promoting a product while entertaining you all at the same time. When they’re bad, they’re awful, taking up valuable time and bandwidth that could have been spent downloading porn. Here are some of the worst fake viral videos on the Internet, the ones that insult our intelligence and make us want to not buy the featured product all at the same time.

Day 3 of our 8 Days of Hannukah Hotties features Nikki Ziering. Born Natalie Schieler, Nikki converted to Judaism and married then divorced Ian Ziering. She’s on our list of Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews for a multitude of reasons. She was Playboy‘s Miss September 1997. She also had a pictorial in FHM in December 2001. Prior to her pictorials, Ziering modeled for Venus Swimwear and Frederick’s of Hollywood. She also appeared as a Barker’s Beauty on the game show The Price Is Right .

Unstoppable came out this past weekend and earned around $23 million at the box office, placing it second behind Megamind. The plot centers on a rail company frantically working to prevent an unmanned, half-mile-long freight train carrying combustible liquids and poisonous gas from wiping out a city. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, don’t judge a movie by its trailer; it’s been receiving favorable reviews. However, after seeing the trailer we felt compelled to touch upon some especially terrible movie plots.

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You know, just when you think a person has made a fool of themselves enough already, they go an get on Hulk Hogan’s upcoming show on CMT, Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Among the contestants will be Saved by the Bell‘s Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers), along with other obscure celebrities, like Trishelle from The Real World, Butterbean (bo… Click to read more

There’s usually some sort of bustle on the floor in my dorm on Monday nights. My roommate’s focus is Top Chef, while my friend Allison used to be utterly devoted to Prison Break (she dropped it in favor of Pushing Daisies, which should be back soon!). Heroes used to be playing in at least three rooms on our meager 9-room floor. But my girlfriend and I, from 9 until a… Click to read more

• Rumors are abound that the Nintendo Wii emits a sound frequency that attracts cockroaches. It’s either that or the source of this rumor is just your average slob gamer who hasn’t cleaned his living room since the original Rygar came out.
• Stop biting your nails, clearing your throat and talking loudly on your cellphone, please.
• Hulk Hogan wa… Click to read more

A reporter for the St. Petersburg Times blind-sided Hulk Hogan on Friday with news that his wife Linda had filed papers for divorce.
Hogan told the reporter he “knocked the bottom out of me” and had to hang up the phone for a little bit to figure out what was going on. The Hulkster would later call back and thank the reporter for the “great info… Click to read more