I’ve watched enough Entourage and Girls Next Door to know that the Playboy Mansion actually does throw down the killer parties that it should. Seeing this photo gallery only fortifies that. Think about it, if girls get wild and naked for Halloween on their own account, wouldn’t things get taken to the next level if they go to a place where they do that regularly? The answer is yes. I’m convinced that the only way Hef’s heart is still beating is because he has gorgeous women around him at all times, which keeps the circulation… circulating. Check out a decade’s worth of easily the best Halloween party in existence after the jump!

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, A-rod could be in big trouble for having illegal poker parties where cocaine was present, Lindsay Marie dresses like a sexy cat to lap milk out of a bowl with her tongue, Madison Bray is the next Rebecca Black, Miranda Kerr dominated the runway, Casey Anthony supports Ohio State, Dianna Agron took some pretty pics, Hef does planking, Ukraine bears are forced to drink vodka, Jesus Dog, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features a granny who’s a rookie cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders, Hef’s record breaking time in the sack, Ervin Santana’s no-hitter, Battleship the movie, Miranda Kerr topless, Jasmine Waltz’s bikini car wash, Brandi Glanville in a bikini, Maria Claude Bourbonnais looking futuristic, Jalen Rose’s drunk driving arrest, the new hot drinking game, everyone hates Jerry Meals, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Hugh Hefner threw a 4th of July party at the Mansion and 99.999% of you reading this weren’t there. Fear not though because plenty of Playmates were on hand Twitpic’ing up a storm and we have a few of the best.

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes the identities of the “Riot Kissers” aka “Oblivious Canadian Make Out Couple”, Kate Upton’s Esquire shoot, Candice Swanepoel’s new Victoria’s Secret video, Hef taking back the Shannon Twins, and the good, the bad, and the hilarious Father’s Day gifts plus much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes Canucks fans rioting and humping in Vancouver, Phillies fans fingering in Philly, Tupac Shakur cars, Lenny Dykstra’s denial, David Tyree’s anti-gay remarks, Chuck Berry’s “Tits” party, Wimbledon WAGs, Leelee Sobieski’s weird photo shoot, Hef’s revenge, vintage Erin Andrews, Weiner’s post-political career and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes Samuel L Jackson’s narration of Go The F*** To Sleep, Joss Stone almost going permanently to sleep, Playboy’s Mrs. Crystal Hefner cover, Arianny Celeste’s lusty Bud Light Lime commercial, Duke Nukem’s depressing downfall and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Talk about staying power. At 85, the world’s most legendary bachelor is about to tie the knot for the third time to December 2009 Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris. In honor of Hef’s Bday and his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we’re sure Hugh’s had many more girlfriends in his 85 years, we’re absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

hink you know everything there is to know about Mr. Hugh Hefner? Sorry, buddy, but watching a marathon of The Girls Next Door reruns does not an expert on Hugh make. For instance, did you know he has presidential blood ties, or that Playboy wasn’t the original name for the magazine we all know and love? Thought so, but we at COED are going to turn you from a Playboy neophyte to a know-it-all smartass on all things Hefner and beyond! Impress your friends – and more importantly the ladies – by checking out this nifty “16 Things You Didn’t Know About Hugh Hefner” infographic produced by the awesome guys over at Online Degrees. Take detailed notes after the jump!

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

It’s Hugh Hefner’s 85th birthday tomorrow and we at COED couldn’t be anymore excited to honor the man who defied social norms and brought beautiful bare-assed and busty bunnies into the mainstream to millions – pedantic naysayers be damned! We’re going to start this morning off right with a look at a much younger “Hef” and his late 1950s appearance on the game show What’s My Line? Watch as the show’s panel of contestants struggle to find the right questions to ask to figure out who the mystery guest is. Ideal questions would’ve been: “Are you responsible for rampant sore wrists across America?” or “Are you hailed as a god among men?” See this retro video for yourself, and happy birthday, Hugh!

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When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!