In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

I have been a Howard Stern fan since I was in diapers; I’d seen him do it all, from throwing bologna at girls mayo slathered asses, Hollyweird Squares, and not to mention our favorite Wack Packers, such as Beetlejuice, Jeff the Drunk, and Blue Iris (R.I.P). But what about all those other people who work for him that we rarely hear about? Listen to Howard’s Media Producer, J.D. Harmeyer as he talks about his experiences.

We’ve been entertained as hell by Charlie Sheen’s public rants about trolls, tiger blood and WINNING the past few weeks, but his latest internet outing on Ustream Saturday night was as painful to watch as a Dane Cook HBO special. The 52 minute webcast featured Charlie, Natty “the goddess” Kenly and a couple of Sheen hanger-on-ers sitting in a home office setting spatting a whole lot of nonsense about nothing. Viewership for the live stream peaked in the first 5 minutes at about 118K and continued on a downward spiral to 85K by the 52nd minute.

Charlie Sheen took to Twitter Saturday to announce he will appear live tonight at 10 Eastern (7 Pacific) on Ustream. Charlie’s calling the show Sheen’s Korner – “Your either in Sheen’s korner or with the trolls.” The subject of the web cast is unclear, but if his tweet is any indication, good times will be had by all.

@charliesheen WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on… Its #TigerBlood tonight!!

• She’s single…you interested?
• This guy is releasing nude photos of his own wife
• The scariest thing you’ll see all day
• Only in America does he get a TV show
• Sofia Vergara out and about
• Mark Zuckerberg has a Facebook stalker. HAHAHA
• The funny new show you should be watching

Jasmine Waltz is like the female version of Derek Jeter, she has been with everyone. David Arquette went on Howard Stern yesterday to blab about his failed relationship with Courtney Cox and his new fling with this Hollywood E-Zpass who made headlines this summer for attacking Lindsay Lohan. They should have talked about all the guys Jasmine has banged before Arquette including Chris Pine, Ryan Seacrest and Jesse McCartney. We dug up some topless stills from her straight to DVD release “Poker Run: Live To Ride, Ride To Die,” if you want to see the NSFW video click here… it’s very NSFW so don’t blame us.

Most radio DJs don’t even get to use their real name, let alone go on to become a national celebrity. Howard Stern beat the radio odds and is now a household name. Whether you think he’s a comic genius or you think he’s repulsive, you can’t deny that you’ve heard about his controversial antics over the years.

Daniella, who also goes by “Danielle DeMarco”, is into MMA, motorcycles, and car detailing, so if you’re a grease monkey mod tuner with a predilection for getting into fights, you might just win her over. In addition to being featured on UGO.com, Daniella was voted Miss Howard TV in January 2008 and has walked the runway for Ed Hardy.

Jay “The Retiree” Leno bitched and complained until he got his old show back. Conan, on the other hand, remained a class act throughout the entire debacle and received support from celebrity fans and regular ol’ nobody fans.

The folks that decide the crap that gets to be on television have made a rate great move to bring back celebrity boxing, the show that gives “celebrities” gloves and tells them to slug it out with whomever they’ve been feuding.
However, Celebrity?  A bit of a stretch.  Sure we loved watching Rodney King versus one of the LAPD cops that beat h… Click to read more

You too can get a royal title. Be a Duke in 3 weeks. Really! Here’s How!

Lots of comedy this week with great stand up, a new comedy from Ricky Gervais, and an action movie where gamers are directly controlling prisoners in a battle with their lives in a simulated video game. People controlling other people as avatars in a completely different realm? No wonder it bombed in the box office.
Gamer

Releasing on DVD and Blu-Ray
Gamer is t… Click to read more

Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]
Sexy Halloween Costume – Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit – Gallery [Barstool Sports]
Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]
Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]
Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site
Sly Stallone l… Click to read more

Although its not usually the topic in the locker room at the gym, we men all have had awful experiences sexually. It could range from something you’ve said in the heat of the moment to bangin’ a girl you find out is your cousin. Welp, its time to discuss some of these situations, get them out in the open, so we don’t have to feel weird about it any… Click to read more