Not that there’s anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I’d agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface – WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you’re a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you’re looking for a partner who won’t embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you’re gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow after the jump.

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about dumping a chick over email, getting back together with an ex over email, and what to do when you’re about to hook up and you both live in dorms with roommates. See her answers after the jump!

‘The Shot Girl.’ If you’ve ever been to a busy bar, then you know exactly the girl I’m talking about – hot, flirty, funny, interested in your wallet… and completely untouchable. She’s like a stripper, but without as much skin or ‘dancing’ abilities. You joke and tease with your friends about hitting on her, but until now they were completely out of your league. Check out our British Bisexual Babe’s advice on picking up a shot girl then view our photo gallery of hot and sexy shot girls once you’re done reading after the jump.

Try to chat up a ballsy, alpha female with some lines you stole from ‘The Notebook’ and she’ll shove your dozen roses right down your throat. Tease a shy girl about how her nose wiggles when she talks, and she’ll cry uncontrollably. To be a great pick up artist you need calibration: picking the right tool for the right situation. Every person is unique: yet there are four broad categories of characters you’re likely to encounter on a regular basis. Each has a code and our British Bisexual Babe is here to help you crack it. Check out her helpful how to guide after the jump.

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about why girls love wearing guys’ clothing, the love life of a blogger, and sealing the deal. See her answers after the jump!

In an earlier Weedly Column, we gave you the basics of Hashish: what it is, why it’s so powerful, and a quick way to make it at home using only your fingers. Since the article was only a general overview of the potent stuff, we left out some of the more complex methods. Here, we cover some other great ways to obtain keef and then explain how to make your very own hash press. Find out how after the jump.

Sandee was Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week in 2001 and appeared in more than a dozen of their “Special Editions” magazines before making the leap to porn. Since entering that side of the biz, the self-proclaimed “Playboy Model Gone Bad” has been nominated for “Web Babe of the Year”, “Best Web Star”, and “Favorite Breasts”. She’s got our vote in all three categories. Anyway, we recently saw her blog entry about a guide to oral sex for men that she approved, so we thought we’d share an abridged version of it with you along with 42 of her sexiest pics. If you can’t trust a porn star about sex advice, who can you trust? Check it out after the jump.

There are a few things you can’t avoid in life. Death, a pregnancy scare or two, and moochers. If you’re going to have friends in life, and you’re going to have them over to your home, they need to eat. And some of them are going to try to eat too much. Yes, they are @ssholes. But you are more of one if you cut them off from the food supply. So, instead of freaking out when you realize they just ate the entire batch of weed brownies you freshly baked, be prepared with other options. Check out the full list after the jump.

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about not lasting long in bed, why chicks give their BFs nicknames when talking with friends, and what to do when you and the gf disagree about what movie to see. See her answers after the jump!

Since graduating high school, the only sport I participate in drinking. As with any sport, warming up is essential to keep healthy and injury-free. I find that power hour is a great way to stretch your stomach because it offers beer, music, and shots. Girls like it because everyone can join and it requires no skill whatsoever. Making a good playlist for the game is essential though, and we show you some key tips to making sure that your night (or morning) starts and ends with a bang. Get it? Read our expert advice after the jump!

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about having the relationship talk, turning cyber sex into real sex, and uncovering the truth behind girls’ obsession with nail polish. See her answers after the jump!

Hashish is the cannabis enthusiast’s Magnum Opus, our piece de resistance. Those who have been patient enough to make this treat know exactly what I’m talking about. And if you don’t agree with me, then you simply forgot how great it was because of your short-term memory loss. Check out our helpful study tutorial to hash below.

You can drink, but can you bartend? You’re probably not as good as you think. Pouring bottles of liquor directly into your mouth (or the mouths of sorority sisters) doesn’t make you a bartender. Since we’re all about helping you and your friends have a good time, we’re going to make a bartender out of you – one drink at a time. Beam Global Spirits & Wine Master Mixologist, Bobby Gleason (two-time mixologist of the year) has come up with a list of useful tools you’re gonna need to make panties drop (hint: serve the panty dropper). Check it out after the jump.

You’re at the bar looking for a hot girl who looks like she wants to hook up, but not just a make out sesh followed by a phone number. You’re looking to meet a girl who’s just as devious as you are. Asking a girl if she’s into anal isn’t exactly the easiest thing to casually drop into conversation, though. You also know that some of the girls in this club have got to be totally into it, all you really need is a strategy to find them. In court, you might refer to what we’re discussing as “leading the witness”. PUA Training’s Head Coach Adam Lyons breaks it down after the jump.

Humans evolved to like fatty, fatty foods. The more calories packed into the smaller package, the better. Why? Because before refrigerators, we were afraid we wouldn’t come across food for a while. This could be one reason why I looooove peanut butter so much (at least I’m telling myself that). I can pick up on the tiniest hint of it in anything. Those are my ancestral fat-feelers going off. Anyways, if you feel the same way about the creamy stuff, or if you’re just drunk and finally have the guts to eat this often guilt-ridden food, you might like these alternative ways to use it. Check out our rad recipes after the jump.