Texting is an art form. It takes a real sexpert to delve into the tumultuous world of sexting. There’s a fine line between creepy and arousing. There’s a ton of room for misinterpretation and misunderstanding. With all the possible strategies and plans of attack at your disposal, there’s one text in particular that will completely ruin your chances of in-and-out with a rando. See which line we’re talking about and why it’s the worst after the jump.

June 21st is the first day of summer; it marks the summer solstice for the northern hemisphere while those losers in the southern hemisphere get to freeze their fannies off in the winter solstice. There are a million reasons to love summer, but when everything shakes out, it all comes down to one group of people: GIRLS. Love (and lust) is in the air as singles look to get their fling on. We believe variety is the spice of life, so how do you get the most (play) out of summer? Check out our guide to the girls of summer 2011 after the jump.

Since the dawn of time, guys have used their cars to make them look and feel cool. Old men buy slick Corvettes to make them feel younger. Guys who suffer from the Napoleon complex buy huge Chevy pickup trucks to make them feel better about what they lack in size. Funny thing is, that sh*t works. In a recent study, women admitted they are more attracted to men driving Porsches. Apparently, a man driving a luxury car was more appealing to date than a man driving “a Honda Civic.” Who knew. Check out our list of 8 cars guaranteed to get you laid after the jump.

“How to Get a Girl in a ‘95 Corolla” is the first book by Ohio native, Scott Gralnick. It teaches men how to creatively, successfully and tactfully introduce themselves to women while also helping to boost confidence and to handle rejection. However, the central premise to the book is you don’t need money, looks, or even a hot ride to land a girl. I had the pleasure of attending the book’s release party at Pop Burger on 9th Avenue in New York City on Thursday night and was surprised to hear Scott’s book that bashes online dating was the introduction to… a dating site. What?! See how this whole journey went down after the jump.

If you’re sick of your current relationship or can’t hide the fact you’re cheating with every other girl to eye hump you, our British Bisexual Babe, Hayley Quinn, lets you in on how to turn a girlfriend into a friend with benefits with three easy steps. This way you can hop off the guilt trip express. Check out Hayley’s tips after the jump! (Tips… not t*ts. Come on, guys)

The bra is off, you’re making out and then, BOOM, your door slams shut; your hot date rushes out, making excuses and fumbling as she does up her shirt. “Wait -” you think, “That wasn’t supposed to happen!” What drove your dream girl to make a mad dash towards freedom? To eliminate all the mind-boggling guesswork, our British Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn put together the top three reasons why she left you high, dry and naked. Now, put on some clothes and find out what they are after the jump!

Do you have a lot of scented candles, massage oil and rubbers in your sock drawer currently going unused and collecting dust? Tired of having deep and meaningful conversations with girls at parties, but always fail to convince them to head back to your room? Fear not, Mr. Lonelyheart, there’s a simple solution to all these problems and more: you need to start making your place (yup, the one with the leaking window and poster of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) a bit more appealing. See the three techniques you can use to ensure you never go home empty handed again after the jump!

Chicks worldwide are going gaga over Prince Willam. Is it because he’s the heir to the British throne? Or is it that he’s 6’3, blonde and more suave than Rico? Whatever the reason, the dude possesses a number of traits that women find irresistible and that us normal guys can certainly learn a thing or two from. Luckily, Prince William is already engaged to the Berkshire hottie, Kate Middleton, so we can rule him out as competition. But if you’re single and want to pick up a girl that’s every bit as gorgeous as she is, you have to dive right into Prince William’s pick up playbook. Here are the top 5 pages you should memorize…
See the top 5 pages you should learn after the jump!

You can have all the lines (or the booze) in the world but that’s not the real reason girls go home with guys. Girls hook up with guys because they think they’re going to be great in bed. Makes sense, right? Why else would we catch a bus across town to see you, sneak into your parents’ house or duck into the stall of a bar bathroom with you unless we thought we were going to get something really satisfying out of it? Our British Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn provides us with top three ways to scream “sex god” after the jump

We’ve all been there: you saunter over to the cute girl you’ve been meaning to ask out for a while then out of nowhere comes her colossal BFF with an attitude. Best friends of the girl you are into can be your worst enemy: they will drag your “target” away, shoot you down and do everything to abort your chances of asking her to go on a date. Here are my top three reasons why this always happens and how you can handle picking up the girl of your dreams, whilst dealing with the girl of your nightmares. Read bisexual British babe Hayley Quinn’s tips after the jump!

In this week’s edition of Renata’s Recommendations, our “girl on the inside” dishes out dos and don’ts for picking up chicks at the bar. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel – or at least it should be. But, if you’ve tried to approach the female in her natural environment, you know it’s also very easy to scare ‘em off and humiliate yourselves in the process. So if you’ve ever watched your pick up lines fail spectacularly in front of strangers – or left solo after last call – this guide to the dos and don’ts of bar flirting is a must read. Check out her tips after the jump!

Does the thought of asking a girl out on a date make you sweat in a non-sexual related way? If so, you are likely a coward. Don’t take it personally; the sad fact is that most of us guys are incredibly awkward when it comes to approaching girls (unless your name is Rico). Luckily, with a little practice, know-how and confidence, even a gargoyle like Larry King can pick up a girl way out of our league (tip #1: money helps). Here are some more tips.

Social media sites can help you find smokin’ hot ladies that share common friends, backgrounds, and even interests with you. Want to score a girl who loves football and chowing down on buffalo wings? Facebook may hold your golden ticket. Seven percent of the world’s population uses Facebook, which means 21,000,000 women on Facebook could be your next potential ex girlfriend. Be careful when navigating the uncharted terrain of social meda dating. You don’t want to obsessively message every woman who pops up in your “People You May Know” box. Here are some tips for picking up broads on social media sites without appearing like a creeper.

It ain’t easy being single. Each year millions of men plunk down serious cash to learn the ways of the woman in the hopes they can get a little of the ol’ in-and-out. For some guys, picking up chicks is like second nature – they have the confidence and more importantly the thick skin to brush off wisecracks, putdowns, and negs. While pick up artists like Mystery wear goofy sh*t and pretend there are fights outside to get a woman’s attention, we at COED look no further than the movies for our inspiration. Yes, movies are fictional, contrived, carefully and meticulously structured works in which all involved are conspiring to get you to suspend your disbelief but sometimes there are some truths hidden within its smoke and mirrors. These following tips and movies are shining examples of how to at least get them on the hook. The rest is up to you, playboy.

Every weekend us single dudes go out to the bars, clubs, and parties with one thing in mind—hooking up. Sometimes the bar doesn’t work. Fear not! It’s entirely possible to make a move on a chick at any time and in any place; it all depends on your approach. We went out, did a little research, and have
come up with a few helpful hints.