Texting is an art form. It takes a real sexpert to delve into the tumultuous world of sexting. There’s a fine line between creepy and arousing. There’s a ton of room for misinterpretation and misunderstanding. With all the possible strategies and plans of attack at your disposal, there’s one text in particular that will completely ruin your chances of in-and-out with a rando. See which line we’re talking about and why it’s the worst after the jump.

Undergrad Americana- a lukewarm beer, a house full of college kids, wearing your favorite t-shirt, and bleach blondes dumping their rum-filled solo cups on your favorite t-shirt. What’s the matter Don Juan, “I lost my number, can I have yours” not cutting it anymore? Never fear, COED’s got some tips to avoid the self-cockblocking mine fields that are drunken house parties. Read more after the jump!

This is not dating advice. This is getting laid advice. When you’ve done everything you need to do to get her back to your place and you just need that extra little bit to take it over the edge, this is where these lines come in.
Now, you might not believe these work – they seem too sneaky, too transparent and too stupid. But that says nothing of their su… Click to read more

Ballsy, right? Just who am I to give advice on how to get laid in Beantown?
If I can follow these ridiculous tips (without taking them too seriously) and increase my chances of following a hot-enough Bostonian to her BoSox-adorned apartment, so can you.
Have I ever tried these personally? Of course not – but that shouldn’t stop you from reading an… Click to read more