Friday, August 15th

Olivia Munn Breast Massage

Sometimes, life grants you a small pleasure that just makes your day.

But rarely do you get the amazingly awesome, fantastic, supple pleasure of giving Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn a freakin’ breast massage, like what’s his name gets to do in this snippet of television gold.

The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin

The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.

And on top of all those skills is a blond bombshell that makes us wish we were chalk boys…or something. But were not, so we did what we do best–a wall of split-rific pics of the all around awesomeness that is Nastia Liukin. And now, The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin.

Thursday, August 14th

COED Remembers: Parties At The Playboy Mansion

You’re going to want to sit down for this one: Hugh Hefner has decided to stop throwing his epic Playboy Mansion parties, in an attempt to cut costs. After his recent “Midsummer Night’’s Dream” gala, Hefner announced that his upcoming Halloween bash will be the last.

So, instead of drinking ourselves into a suicidal stupor because of this sad news, we’ve decided to celebrate the bootylicious bashes The Mansion has give us the world by compiling galleries of all the infamous, skin-tastic parties of the past. So grab a cocktail, sit back, and take a journey through all the best parties you were never cool enough to attend in the first place.

Wednesday, August 13th

The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?

To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.

How To Fly With Pot

Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your stash from home to your destination involves breaking quite a few laws. So to keep you from having to track down a dealer when you’re from out of town–never a good plan–we’ve laid out exactly how to sneak a bit on board without the Department of Homeland security shoving a German shepherd up your a**. But remember, if you still get caught, we’ve never met…

The Top 9 US Olympic Athlete Producing Colleges

If you’re anything like us, you’ve been sitting around on the couch, watching the best athletes in the world compete for international greatness while you stuff your face with Funyuns and refill your beer helmet thinking, “Where the helldo all these amazing athletes come from?”

Tuesday, August 12th

COED Presents: Brett Favre The College Years

No matter how many games he’ll win in the East Rutherford swamp this year, Brett Favre’s majestic career will be forever remembered in the minds of fans with a Packers jersey and a three day old beard. Most people don’t remember, or don’t even know about, his extraordinary collegiate career at Southern Mississippi. Those glorious four years are merely stat lines preceding his NFL career, yet instead of wondering about what the future holds for football’s number 4 let’s take a look at his past; a look at Brett Favre: The College Years.

Prime Time Babe Battle: “Mad Men” vs “Friday Night Lights”

This marks the start of our ongoing series, “Prime Time Babe Battle,” which highlights all the lovely ladies of the small screen. They’re those sultry vixens who come into our homes, grip our imaginations and leave us high and dry at each commercial break. This week, we set up Mad Men’s January Jones, Elizabeth Moss and Christina Hendricks against Friday Night Lights‘ Adrianne Palicki, Minka Kelly and Aimee Teagarden. Deciding the hottest show on television is up to you.

Alison Carroll is Lara Croft #9 [Pics]

Joining the ranks of sexy fictional battle-spelunkers comes the newest model for Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, Alison Carroll. Having recently quit her job as a receptionist to be the analog-embodiment of this digital uber-hottie full-time, Carroll is a former gymnast who’s performed routines for Prince Charles and choreographed an award-winning junior gymnastics team. So let’s welcome Alison how we’ve welcomed all the Lara Crofts before her, by oogling.

Monday, August 11th

The Dark Side of the Beijing Opening Ceremony

No opening ceremony for any Olympics before has been so well-directed, massive, awesome…or made us wish we were on drugs so much as the incredible spectacle of Beijing’s opening ceremony last Friday night. The drums, the lights, the giant screen and 15,000 people running, fighting, flying–it was a visual orgasm.

But we’ve done you one better. To help you enjoy the Beijing opening ceremony to its fully-influenced potential, we at COED have made “The Dark Side of the Beijing” mash-up, combining the opening ceremony with Pink Floyd’s infamous “Dark Side of the Moon.” The Wizard of Oz ain’t got nothin’ on this…

The Week in Re-Boob: Aug 4th – 8th

Here it is folks.  The Week in Re-Boob for the week that was August 4th – 8th… all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your stash from home to your destination involves breaking quite a few laws. So to keep you from having to track down a dealer when you’re from out of town–never a good plan–we’ve laid out exactly how to sneak a bit on board without the Department of Homeland security shoving a German shepherd up your a**. But remember, if you still get caught, we’ve never met…

Find out how to fly with pot after the break! (more…)

After wrecking some sh*t in his giant truck, getting arrested, then bailed out (by Dana White), claiming that he was God and being admitted to a hospital for observation, former UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is apparently back to what equates to normal.

He was seen walking around Minneapolis during the pre-fight preparations for UFC 87, accompanied by Dana White, and he spoke at a press conference for the event.

Apparently Dana is Quinton’s new security, at least until the UFC can be sure that he’s not the crazy dude he was acting like a few weeks ago. Jackson can be seen in several of Dana White’s UFC 87 video blogs.

Everyone at COED is pleased to hear that ‘Page is healthy both mentally and physically, but his time in the spotlight of bad fortune may not be over just yet. Apparently when Rampage went on his, well, rampage, he may or may not have caused the miscarriage of a Huntington Beach, CA resident’s unborn child. (Whoops!) (more…)