With Gawker breaking the news that married Republican New York congressman Christopher Lee posted ads on Craiglist posing as a divorced lobbyist then reporting he resigned, we at COED think it’s important to reiterate the 7 steps to cheating that will diminish the chances of getting caught, so future cheaters can avoid resignation, divorce, and potential slaying. Is cheating right? No. Should you do it? No. But if you’re a f*cking idiot and think it’s cool, here’s how you should do it. Pay attention, all you Craigslist congressmen! Read our 7 steps after the jump!

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it.

Text messages and Facebook have made it harder than ever to be a two-timer (obligatory Tiger reference). While we may not condone cheating at COED, we also don’t condone COED readers doing anything half-ass. So if you’re going to dabble in the forbidden fruits of infidelity, then at least do it right.

I’m sure most of us have experienced a time when as a student you have some work to hand in and either forgot all about it, or just didn’t find time to complete it. You are then faced with a dilemma – admit you haven’t done the work or come up with some excuse to get some extra time to do it.

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Sure, we know and enjoy the benefits of a monogamous relationship. And life is always easier when you ar… Click to read more