How To Buy Porn

October 7, 2008 - 11:30 am By COED Staff

It was such an exciting time in my life. Turning eighteen, a monumental event for one reason – I could buy porn. Yes, I could also buy cigarettes and lotto tickets but those aren’t nearly as fun.

What makes me think of this was something that happened yesterday. I was in Borders, over in the men’s magazine section, which happens to be right next to the porn section. No big deal. As I was browsing, these three teenagers come over to the porn and start acting like they have never seen a pair of t*ts in their lives. “Oh man, catch out these boobs.” What tools! (more…)

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