Neil Sedaka said it best: breaking up is hard to do. But, there are things much worse than breaking up, and that would be breaking up with any of the following methods down below. If you’ve done any of the following listed you should consider yourself a terrible human being and be banned from dating forever. Check them out after the jump.

Value your jeans? Love your X-box in one piece? Think that a Facebook hate campaign would be a bit fo a downer? Then pay attention to this guide to dumping your girlfriend. Even if you hate how she always wears that pair of sweats, how she calls you ‘cuddlebug’, and how you only have sex once a month when she’s wasted: breaking up is a situation that needs to be handled delicately. Read British bisexual babe Hayley Quinn’s 5 tips for letting your gf down easy after the jump.

I’ve been on a Paul Simon kick lately, and the other day I noticed that the song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover only lists five ways to lose your lady. If you’re looking for a creative way to hand your girl her walking papers, you can stop your search right now…