With news of 24 getting the green light to become a movie along with speculation about other shows (CSI, etc.), we have to wonder if Hollywood has amnesia. You see, it’s so rare for a TV show to make the leap to the big screen and not pay dearly for it! So, even though some producer or director will f*** ‘em up with their own retarded “vision” or modernizing or re-imagining, here’s our list of TV shows that would make great movies (in the right hands). See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Previously, we brought you the 5 Sexiest Sitcom Stars of All-Time and the 10 Best Bros on Television. Now, not all the bros on that list could get with those sexy sitcom stars, but THESE 5 fictional ladies men of TV Land would definitely get the job done. Take note of their seduction methods and watch your Q score skyrocket. Who’s #1? Find out after the jump!

Barney Stinson, from the hit show How I Met Your Mother, is one of the busiest characters on TV — at least in the bedroom. Known for his ability to “scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flim flam, stratagem, and bamboozle” women into the bedroom, it’s safe to say that Neil Patrick Harris’ character goes to any means necessary to sleep with women. Thanks to the recently released book The Playbook, you too can learn how to “Suit up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome” just like Barney Stinson.

This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

“The Naked Man is going to revolutionize the one-night stand like the forward pass in football or the slam dunk in basketball,” said Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) during last night’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother.” And we think he’s right.
A revolution in man-dom, “The Naked Man” is a last-resort mov… Click to read more

OK, everybody knows that Adam Sandler is hilarious – or at least he’s mostly hilarious.  In You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, he portrays an Israeli counter-terror specialist whose martial arts skills are second only to Chuck Norris.  Sandler winds up in New York City as a hairstylist – and hilarity ensues.  While the flick is pretty… Click to read more

In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.
But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narr… Click to read more

Rocio Guirao Diaz wears a thong [Bastardly]
“A Video Movie Could Improve Your Life” [Dlisted]
Britney brings her mess to the small screen [JustJared]
Jenna Jameson Wants You To Pleather Yourself [HollywoodTuna]
Yankees Sign Billy Crystal [Sports Illustrated]
Girls who speak in tongues are scary [YouTube]
Celebrity stoners talk about smo… Click to read more

We’ve all heard them before: the dreaded pick-up line.
Most often, pick-up lines don’t accomplish what the pick-up liner has set out to achieve, which is getting the pick-up linee into or as close to, a bed, as possible. Sometimes, however, with the right heir of confidence, there is a diamond in the rough, which leads to someone gettin’ l… Click to read more