When All Else Fails, Try The Naked Man

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“The Naked Man is going to revolutionize the one-night stand like the forward pass in football or the slam dunk in basketball,” said Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) during last night’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother.” And we think he’s right.

A revolution in man-dom, “The Naked Man” is a last-resort move to get laid, used when you have nothing to lose at the end of a mediocre first date. And it all comes from the prophet, Mitch. In the beginning of last night’s episode, Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin’s date, Mitch sitting on the couch buck naked. Mitch, explaining his lack of clothing, tells Ted all the rules to the Naked Man:  (more…)

Weekly DVD Drop: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

OK, everybody knows that Adam Sandler is hilarious – or at least he’s mostly hilarious.  In You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, he portrays an Israeli counter-terror specialist whose martial arts skills are second only to Chuck Norris.  Sandler winds up in New York City as a hairstylist – and hilarity ensues.  While the flick is pretty funny, you will love this movie for one reason: Emmanuelle Chriqui (from Entourage fame) – she looks awesome in this film.

This is a  very slow week in DVD releases – so check out some DVDs from last week, like Iron Man (which I have not seen but hear it is amazing).

Check out the rest of this Week’s DVD releases after the jump! (more…)

Most Anticipated Returning Fall TV Shows

In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.

But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narrowed down the list to all the best guy shows, and we’re leaving the rest up to you.

Which shows are you most excited about this fall?

Daily Links: Rocio Guirao Diaz is Muy Hermosa

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Rocio Guirao Diaz wears a thong [Bastardly]

“A Video Movie Could Improve Your Life” [Dlisted]

Britney brings her mess to the small screen [JustJared]

Jenna Jameson Wants You To Pleather Yourself [HollywoodTuna]

Yankees Sign Billy Crystal [Sports Illustrated]

Girls who speak in tongues are scary [YouTube]

Celebrity stoners talk about smoking refer [BittenAndBound]

Erin Andrews is still smokin’ [Extra Mustard]

The Orange Coast Dance Team knows how to partyNSFW [BarStoolSports]

Myspace Music Service is launching this year [TheDailySwarm]

THE Pick-up Line Website … Hilarious

We’ve all heard them before: the dreaded pick-up line.

Most often, pick-up lines don’t accomplish what the pick-up liner has set out to achieve, which is getting the pick-up linee into or as close to, a bed, as possible. Sometimes, however, with the right heir of confidence, there is a diamond in the rough, which leads to someone gettin’ lucky.

And, sure, you can use Wikipedia to find out everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Egypt’s Rosetta Stone or an in-depth history of Boy Meets World.

But where do you go when you need to prepare the perfect pick-up line for a Friday night?

Pickupedia: The Pick-Up Line Encyclopedia. (more…)