Marijuana Decriminalization Bill Heads to the House

Supporters of legalization and decriminalization of marijuana received a boost from Capitol Hill Tuesday, as Massachusetts Congressman, Barney Frank introduced a bill to the House of Representatives, which, if passed, would decriminalize marijuana on the federal level.

The bill, labeled H.R. 2493, the Personal Use of Marijuana by Responsible Adults Act of 2009, would remove federal penalties for personal possession of up to 100 grams of marijuana (roughly 3.5 ounces), and would reduce the penalty for smoking pot in public to a mere $100, echoing Massachusetts’s similar (though controversial) marijuana law, which passed last November. (more…)

Rednecks Blow Up House With a Cannon [Video]

When you live in a city, all types of opportunities open up to you that aren’t available in small towns and rural communities. Tons of different jobs, different people, different girls and different experiences are right at your finger tips. But the one thing you miss out on is blowing sh*t up. And after seeing this video, that just might be a game-changer.

Obama Appoints Judge Judy Attorney General!

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I love me some TV on-air personalities, but when they start getting Presidential appointments – I start having issues.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s chief medical correspondent, has been approached by Barack Obama’s transition team about the U.S. surgeon general’s post, according to sources inside the transition and at CNN. Gupta, a neurosurgeon, has served as a White House fellow and as a special adviser to then-first lady Hillary Clinton. This was back in the day when she was trying to create a national health care system. Of course, those days were short-lived and are now grundle stains in the cross-dressing panties of US political history.

If Sanjay Gupta gets in, the results could reverberate throughout the entire cable/satellite TV supported universe, causing many other TV personalities knocking down to suck from Obama’s teat. (more…)

Most Anticipated Returning Fall TV Shows

In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.

But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narrowed down the list to all the best guy shows, and we’re leaving the rest up to you.

Which shows are you most excited about this fall?

Miss COED: Jennifer Morrison

Miss COED: Jennifer Morrison

Jennifer Morrison is a 28 year old actress best known for her role as Dr. Allison Cameron in House. A bit of trivia: Morrison was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated for Kids with Michael Jordan when she was just 10 years old.

Check out Jennifer Morrison’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Naked Guy Breaks in Nicholas Cage’s Mansion and…Tries on a Leather Jacket

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Nude burglar breaks in Nic Cage’s house, dons his national treasure. (Yahoo)

The smoke from a restaurant’s Chili sauce causes panic in the streets. (Times Online)

John Walters from the Office of National Drug Control Policy claims “success” in the War on Drugs. Not according to my bong… (BBC News)

Man attempting to kill a wasp kills his house. (WSBTV)

Woman drives stolen car to visit boyfriend at prison. Hilarity ensues. (KomoTV)

TV reporter whacks man with shovel to test revolutionary super foam. No need to wait, humankind: THE FUTURE IS NOW. (Breitbart)

Top 10 Traits Of A Real Man

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<via Ask Men>

To build a great house, you need a strong foundation upon which to assemble all the other pretty things. To build a great man, you also need a solid foundation upon which to add all the other little things that set the real men apart from the stronzos — let’s not piss around, the stuff inside matters most.

Over the last few years of writing this little column, I’ve learned that too many men have no foundation, no basis on which to build the principles I teach. There are many ways to define a man, and different people have different definitions, so I’m going to skip all that crap and tell you the only thing you need to know: My way is the correct way and that’s it, that’s all. Capisce?

A real man reads.

If you don’t agree, go read the column of some guy from Arkansas who thinks owning a pickup truck is what defines a man. You’ll see how far you get with his advice. (more…)