Have you ever seen a real life pirate? They are ugly, dirty, and disgusting human beings. They are nothing like how they’re depicted in movies. However, we’re not here to look at those kind of pirates. You came here to admire the fine ass women in pirate gear. Sorry, ladies, no Johnny Depp up in here. Just a treasure trove of the hottest looking female pirates you can imagine. So with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides  releasing in theaters this weekend, we’re hoisting our Jolly Rogers to admire these beautiful lasses. The pirate’s life is definitely for us! Check out the pics after the jump!

Ayyyyyyyye matey! For ye who do not know, International Talk Like a Pirate Day take place on September 19th of every year. To honor this prestigious day, we revisit our showdown from last May when we pit scurvy bilge rats (Somalian pirates)  against Buccaneer beauties (sexy girl dressed like pirates). One thing’s for sure, no matter who wins, each par… Click to read more

Just when we thought we could go back to thinking of pirates as sexy girls walking around on Halloween wearing nothing but an eyepatch, the Somali Pirates hijack a Russian Oil Tanker. But this time the pirates messed with the wrong people. This morning the Russians fought back and recaptured their 50 million dollar oil cargo. Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates..who ya got? Check out the pictures and vote below…

Grab your parrot, peg-leg and grog bucket, it’s f**kin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you swashbuckling bastards! What’s possibly the best holiday you don’t get work off for, ITLPD gives you the opportunity to act like the law-breaking, sword-weilding seaman you wish you were without seeming like a crazy person. But aside from figuring out your pirate name

Grab your parrot, peg-leg and grog bucket, it’s f**kin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you swashbuckling bastards! What’s possibly the best holiday you don’t get work off for, ITLPD gives you the opportunity to act like the law-breaking, sword-weilding seaman you wish you were without seeming like a crazy person. But as… Click to read more