On Monday, the U.S. faced-off against World Cup Champ, Italy in the opening game of the 2009 FIFA Confederations Cup. Needless to say, the US got their asses handed to them, with only one goal to Italy’s three. But since that head-to-head didn’t seem like much of a competition, we decided to try to make things a little more fair by putting the hottest Italian models up against American’s finest foxes in the sexiest showdown this side of the goal post.