Chances are good we’ve all been caught on tape, at one point or another, doing something embarrassing / gross / idiotic, etc… But when you’re a super hot chick, you have to realize that pretty much everyone in the room is staring at you, always. Which is why you don’t go digging for gold while in line at the bank…

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Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo – and anyone with access to alcohol is going to be celebrating the beautiful tradition of getting wasted off their ass, Mexico-style. So to give you an idea of what you’re in for, we’re re-posting my first-hand experience with the joys hazards of downing a little too much of the Mexican liquor:

Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.

Like tequila (which is actually a type of mezcal), mezcal is made from agave, a cactus-like plant, native to Mexico. Mezcals are often aged, in oak barrels, for two months to seven years, giving the alcohol a brown coloration and woody flavor, but are available un-aged and clear.

Connoisseurs will tell you the best mezcals come from the Mexican state of Oaxaca (wah-hock-ah). To fully enjoy the complexities of this subtle liquor, go to the city of Oaxaca, the state’s capital, who’s colonial architecture and friendly people only add to the liquor’s historic mystic. And also serves as the perfect setting to get way, way too drunk. Read More »

If any of you were unsure whether or not we come from the same primitive ancestors as apes, this should clear that up once and for all. I’m not sure how this chick learned she had this skill, but something tells me it had to do with being a stripper. I don’t know – you tell me…

The only thing better than pulling off the perfect prank, is getting pranked by a super hot chick. Sure, you might end up looking like a dumbass afterward, but it’s a hell of a lot better than getting pranked by your d!ckhead roommate. But the best part is that, most of the time, it usually just involves a super-hot chick secretly showing off her goods to ogling guys, who only are “pranked” because they didn’t know they were on camera. In our book, that’s called a good day. (more…)

Everyone knows that local commercials can be awesomely awful – but this one is simply awesome. I’m not going to give away the ending, but I will tell you that it involves a hot chick, a horror movie motif and attempted armed robbery. And it just gets better from there.

Hot Reporter Completely Owned by Zorb – Watch more free videos

Not quite sure what the f**k a Zorb is, but they cue that sh*t, the hot reporter starts her seemingly frantic monologue, and that’s when the funny starts. I guess that’s what you get for messing around with Zorbs.

Maybe that’s just what that product does, it takes people out. I say we pull our troops out of Iraq, and just send in a butt-load of Zorbs…

Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.

Like tequila (which is actually a type of mezcal), mezcal is made from agave, a cactus-like plant, native to Mexico. Mezcals are often aged, in oak barrels, for two months to seven years, giving the alcohol a brown coloration and woody flavor, but are available un-aged and clear.

Connoisseurs will tell you the best mezcals come from the Mexican state of Oaxaca (wah-hock-ah). To fully enjoy the complexities of this subtle liquor, go to the city of Oaxaca, the state’s capital, who’s colonial architecture and friendly people only add to the liquor’s historic mystic. (more…)

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People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.

It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tail.

Hot chicks with douche bags! For 90% of us the unfortunate obsession women have for meat-heads will go down as one of the biggest tragedies of our college years.

I am really clueless as to how it happens – but it does. Here are the pictures to prove it.

Galleries after the jump! (more…)