City girls are fine and dandy, but at times I miss the simple charms of a country girl – preferably a farmer’s daughter.

Farmer’s daughters are no-nonsense women that don’t have time to play games; their schedules are too booked, with farm work and whatnot. So what’s the next best alternative to farmer’s daughters?

How about hot models that dress up as farmers and do farmer things? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, I say (I never say that).

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Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.

To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.

Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.

These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.

When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.

Give the SNL actor/drummer some!

When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.

You’re a dude, right? You like stuff that’s made for dudes like you right? You’re gonna love this all new episode of Yoga 4 Dudes. Brought to you by the fine folks at Ripe TV.

Sooooo you thought the “Call On Me” workout music video was sexy? I did too but this little ditty by Benny Benassi blows it outta the water.

Not only are these power-tool-wielding bikini babes screwing, nailing, drilling and griding but they’re glistening in sweat and bouncing all over the place – in the best way possible.

Watch it and thank me later…

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